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Offline spanishguy

Wily Woman
« on: April 06, 2013, 08:52 AM »

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and read her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
 
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Offline CJ57 "Chris"

Re: Wily Woman
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2013, 09:49 PM »
omG LMFAO!!  :D :D
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Offline Rosaly

Re: Wily Woman
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2013, 06:57 AM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

That is so funny, you made my day  :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2013, 10:47 AM »
LMAO, nice  :D
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