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Offline Najeyo

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« on: October 19, 2013, 11:53 PM »
Hi,

I spent so much time recently on this site, so i think it is only fair to say at least "Hi". I don't like to lurk only, but i don't speak/write english very well. I'm from Germany and it is so much easier to only read English. So, sorry for my mistakes.

I'm 35, a mother of three (2 boys,1 girl), i enjoy reading and i found out about fan-fictions and this site by accident only a few months ago. I'm so happy about this, my family.. not so much.

I want to thank everyone here, this site is really a great help to find new stories/books to read and not to spent to much time on stories i would not like.  :-*

I wish you all a nice day. 

Najeyo
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2013, 12:22 AM »
HI AND WELCOME TO PTS.
Don't worry their are many here who lurk and does what they like read their fan fiction stories :)
and YOU Wrote in better English than i can do ;)
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2013, 02:36 PM »
Hi and welcome!

Thanks for posting. You're not the only person by far who isn't as comfortable "speaking" english as reading it. No worries though. Most of us are somewhat immune to the grammatical issues. Plus I think it tickles the boss man!

If you ever need any help feel free to post. In addition to the mods we have several members like Ninjumper who are more than happy to help. He's not from America either in case you couldn't tell but we love and adopted him anyways. :kiss:
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2013, 06:30 PM »

Hi  :welcome:

I'm sure you'll have a great time around.
And we are from all over, and a lot of us (like me) are not a English speaker so no worry, if they don't ban me for my mistakes they will ban no one  :D ;)

  Have fun!!  :-*
Hands in the air *wave* *wave* *wave* :D
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2013, 09:17 PM »
Welcome Najeyo,

I'm from Southeast Asia and non native English speaker too so don't worry!
Just have fun in here  ;)

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Our own brain, our own heart is our temple;
the philosophy is kindness.
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Re: Hi
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2013, 11:20 PM »
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Hi and welcome!

Thanks for posting. You're not the only person by far who isn't as comfortable "speaking" english as reading it. No worries though. Most of us are somewhat immune to the grammatical issues. Plus I think it tickles the boss man!

If you ever need any help feel free to post. In addition to the mods we have several members like Ninjumper who are more than happy to help. He's not from America either in case you couldn't tell but we love and adopted him anyways. :kiss:
Yeah they adopted me and cradled me in their bosom, and i have nurtured and blossomed.
Now they call me pervert.
For your information,I am from India.
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2013, 11:46 PM »
You are from India i thought you were Asian?

Oh, Yeah, Hi!!!! Name is Chey and i am your resident queer as folk (Gay). Welcome to PTS love to have you here.  :-* :-*
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2013, 11:51 PM »
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You are from India i thought you were Asian?

Oh, Yeah, Hi!!!! Name is Chey and i am your resident queer as folk (Gay). Welcome to PTS love to have you here.  :-* :-*
WHAT!
Indian are not Asian :P
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2013, 12:59 AM »
Hi  :welcome:

This is the best forum in the world - with the best mods and crowd - ever.
I'm a stalker...
My name is Mel, Im 38 and have a 14 year old giant son. I'm from South Africa so don't worry we very international- we don't bite here  :D - unless you ask  >:D or is that just me.

Now I am going back to my dark corner to stalk further! Ninjumper was a perv way before any cuddling!
Ok backing into my corner!!!



Welcome Welcome!!!
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Re: Hi
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2013, 01:04 AM »
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WHAT!
Indian are not Asian :P

 :D pulling your leg maybe? hmm which one of the 3 that is the question  :57:
“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White ”
 

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Re: Hi
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2013, 01:08 AM »
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Ninjumper was a perv way before any cuddling!

What! really i have proof, ladies who will say i was shy,innocent and quiet kid :P
But that cuddling is the reason i become like that ;)
 

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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2013, 01:10 AM »
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:D pulling your leg maybe? hmm which one of the 3 that is the question  :57:
OH! chey likes his man Bear style, like you say your son is ;)
i'm just a average weight guy, not skinny or a body builder kind :D
 

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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2013, 01:38 AM »
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OH! chey likes his man Bear style, like you say your son is ;)
i'm just a average weight guy, not skinny or a body builder kind :D

My friends tell me - size doesnt matter - I think Chey wont mind!!! :D :D :D
 >:D Man is man and man must eat  >:D
I think Chey will agree  ::)

hehehehehe :NeenerNeener:
“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White ”
 

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2013, 03:07 AM »
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My friends tell me - size doesnt matter - I think Chey wont mind!!! :D :D :D
 >:D Man is man and man must eat  >:D
I think Chey will agree  ::)

hehehehehe :NeenerNeener:
I don't know about him, But i will definitely mind.
I love women and their body parts :)
Just ask ladies here ;)
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 03:09 AM by ninjumper »
 

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2013, 03:43 AM »
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I don't know about him, But i will definitely mind.
I love women and their body parts :)
Just ask ladies here ;)

 :D :D :D :D :D
So whose size does matter - yours or theirs???  :sign0004:
I was suppose to lurk in the shadows ninjumper---- you making me and my sewer mind come up for air!!! :-X
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“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White ”
 

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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2013, 03:59 AM »
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:D :D :D :D :D
So whose size does matter - yours or theirs???  :sign0004:
I was suppose to lurk in the shadows ninjumper---- you making me and my sewer mind come up for air!!! :-X
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Hmm, i guess size does not/does matter will be told by Chey or your friends ;)
You tell me does size matters ?
Well now as you have known me there won't be a day your sewer mind won't like to meet me :P
 

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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2013, 04:19 AM »
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Hmm, i guess size does not/does matter will be told by Chey or your friends ;)
You tell me does size matters ?
Well now as you have known me there won't be a day your sewer mind won't like to meet me :P

hmmm..... you are the dude... does the size of a woman - not a girl - intimidate you... :D :D :D

 :angel:   I do mean the outer size..to clear up matters..seeing that you a small little one  --err sorry smallish guy-- right  ^-^  :P

Well ninj - you gott to step a few levels way below to come meet my mind - we lurk in dark and murky waters!!!!!  :singing
“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White ”
 

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hmmm..... you are the dude... does the size of a woman - not a girl - intimidate you... :D :D :D

 :angel:   I do mean the outer size..to clear up matters..seeing that you a small little one  --err sorry smallish guy-- right  ^-^  :P

Well ninj - you gott to step a few levels way below to come meet my mind - we lurk in dark and murky waters!!!!!  :singing
Hmm how much below, don't say between your.....

Well, i don't think size of women intimates, if she can deal with me why would i care not to help her out :P
 

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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2013, 04:51 AM »
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Hmm how much below, don't say between your.....

Well, i don't think size of women intimates, if she can deal with me why would i care not to help her out :P

 :D :D :D :D :D

I dont think my mind only stretches to such short distances or limitations young one  :57:

What problems do you have that women need to deal with? your age? your slight built? or.... do enlighten me  :cheer:
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2013, 05:03 AM »
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:D :D :D :D :D

I dont think my mind only stretches to such short distances or limitations young one  :57:

What problems do you have that women need to deal with? your age? your slight built? or.... do enlighten me  :cheer:
Hmm, my pervert nature i guess.
my flirting (even though it never bears any fruit)  :D :D
Kidding i have no problem, all she have to be is more adventures :)
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 05:06 AM by ninjumper »
 

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