Well, I've just relised that I've been a member of this forum for about a month now, and I haven't even bothered to introduce myself.  I know, I know how rude of me?

Well, better late than never!

Hi, I'm DarkGuyver and I'm an alcoholic.... HAHAHA just kidding.  I thought I would add a little humour to my introduction.

DarkGuyver, as some of you will probably relise from my screen name, I am a fan of the Guyver anime/manga francise. 

I found this forum, while searching for more Tess Gerritsen (yes, I watch Rizzoli & Isles) eBooks for my Sony PRS-350 eReader, which I got a couple of months ago.  But found a surprisingly large amount of books for my eReader, which I am honestly thankfull for.

Besides reading, I like watchin action, sci-fi, thriller movies and TV shows.  I'm a martial artist, I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Shotokan Karate, and I currently study Lin Kuei martial arts (a Chinese martial art, which is the ancester of Japanese Ninjitsu).  I'm a videogamer, I'm a fan of Street Fighter, Bayonetta, God Of War, Soul Calibur, House Of The Dead, and the Need For Speed games (in particular the Underground series, and Most Wanted).

I'm very knowledgable about computers so if you have any questions about computers or computer related problems post a topic and I will see what I can do for ya.  I'm also a technology nut, so any related technology discuss are game.

I hope to meet some new friends here and share some of my collection of eBooks which may be of interest to others.

Compared to females, it appears men have innocent virginal ears...
I mean when you can shock the men's locker room silent....

I have 3 brothers, more then 20 male cousin... Yeh sure I believe you 

5 brothers and only girl. Now you know why I am the way I am 

DG?  All I said was I didn't understand the sign and that there was a Law in Ohio to prevent you from kissing your goat in public.  The rest is all theirs.

AHHHHHH, now that makes more sense.... actually it makes things even more complicated 

And they think we guys talk dirty in a locker room....

Yeah, that is a common chick misconception about guys in the locker room.  All we do is swap crappy jokes in the locker room 

I'm still trying to figure out why in the hades someone would want to kiss a goat... I mean a goat?  Have you ever looked at one of them up close?  There is a reason why they portray Satan as having a goats head... They look downright evil even when they are happy.

  Yeah, and they have the funky slitted eyes, too...

hey, goat isn't that bad, really..
they're even kind of cute. See?

Maybe baby goats.  Those adult goats can be really mean!  We had some in the farm part of the zoo here, and of course they had feed you could buy.  I had to actually start pushing back one of the adults to get the food and then I had to guard my son (he was little) when he was trying to feed the babies.  Those horns can hurt!

If you think that is bad, I knew a guy who actually kissed a moose!  I'm not kidding a actual moose!

   All I can say is moose are freakin' BIG!  (And they've got to be slobbery )

Who's there?

This is who 

DRYPEN

THOSE KIDS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

dials phone is heard saying '

"Hello, Boss?  About that 3 week trip you wanted me to take...."

Phil walks calmly into the kitchen, gets a piece of toast out of the toaster, raises the mask on his full body armor, takes a bite.  Pats DG and Frenchy on the head and says "See you guys in a couple weeks, I have a business trip."

Yells up steps to Drypen as he goes out the door "SEE HOW MUCH THE CONTRACTOR CHARGES FOR BULLET HOLE REPAIRS"