Well, you're a man, so you're supposed to know what's in your woman's head ! (Or at least that's what we women expect of you guys...)And couldn't you just park the bl**dy Tardis in the yard like any *hem* normal *hem* car ? No need to park in the grass !
Naw he likes to park in the shade. You should see it when I move the furniture around and he comes home to a dark house. Good times.
And then she has a fit about me using the sonic screwdriver on the furniture. I mean really how else was a suppose not to break my neck.
um. About that..We still haven't found it. Ok so it was a tiny little burp. Just tiny.