Hello All --
Vagabonda here, and as the subject line indicates, I need help. I'm too old to be in love with a fictional character, or a unbelievably handsome, young British actor, for that matter. And yet I feed my addiction every moment possible, to the point that my eyes water from reading fanfic on an iPhone. I live in Michigan, married, no children (so sterile vampires work for me), and I love a man in business attire who is skilled in the fine art of eye f**king. Especially if he's in the back of a limo. 'Nuff said.