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Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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I did not know that!  :o

See - you really do learn something new every day!

It must be an Americanism.  I don't intend to offend saying that - it's just we don't use Cock Tease but Prick Tease and Papa Tango just doesn't have the same ring to it!

I didn't know the meaning either.
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Astro - I went to see the movie EPIC today.  It's a kids' animated film.  One of your favorite words was used several times and it made me think of you every time.  The word?


Moist

Have I aroused your curiosity?

Please don't use "moist" and "aroused" in the same post ever again.




In a kids' movie?

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What's a camel toe?

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Thanks for the tame response. 

I was actually dreading the images that could have answered this question!   :P

But I have musical answers!

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But I have musical answers!

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I knew you would have something - hence the dread!   ;)   :-*


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I knew you would have something - hence the dread!   ;)   :-*

Oh, I could have found much worse!  :angel:

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Ahhhh! I'm afraid Wide Awake has ruined me on other fics!   I read Died & Gone to Heaven and am now about 50% finished with Antiques Roadshow and I'm just not feeling it.   I REALLY wanted to like this one because vampward has been calling to me for a while, but its just kinda "ok".        I think maybe I need to switch to a real book that is totally unrelated and then maybe dive back into FF.   :o

Did everybody LOVE Antiques Roadshow?

(I posted this before reading all the threads and the toe discussion has me really laughing!  :D )
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LOL! I remember that song.  That was how I found out about Camel Toe.   ;D
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You're welcome hun.  :-* :-*
He's my latest thing I'm having a lust affair with, he's Anthony Hill from Essex and he's a Personal Trainer.  :P
I've got a few more pics of him over on the dark side and tumblr.  ;)
Seriously can't get enough of him atm and his thighs *drool*.
A close up of my avi just for you hun.  :-*


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Charlie Tango is slang for Cock Tease (CT) so you may want to rethink your kid's name!  :)

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Seriously now?!  :o So that's where Charlie Tango came from... Wow, and all this time I was wondering how did she come up with such a cute name for a helicopter. I'm so lame! :D

Make room for me, I'm joining you in the lame lane! I had no idea either lol

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Well, it was Echo Charlie in MoTU.  But I figured it was the usual call sign thing.  EC would be called Echo Charlie. *Duh* EC = Edward Cullen :banghead: :P

Nevermind. LOL!

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: how did I miss that??

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I didn't know it was code for anything.  My husband is a ham radio operator and if you're spelling something out or giving your call letters, to make things clear you use words.  C in hamspeak is Charlie.  T in hamspeak is Tango.  So any other meaning may just be a bonus.

Astro - I went to see the movie EPIC today.  It's a kids' animated film.  One of your favorite words was used several times and it made me think of you every time.  The word?


Moist

Have I aroused your curiosity?

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Ahhhh! I'm afraid Wide Awake has ruined me on other fics!   I read Died & Gone to Heaven and am now about 50% finished with Antiques Roadshow and I'm just not feeling it.   I REALLY wanted to like this one because vampward has been calling to me for a while, but its just kinda "ok".        I think maybe I need to switch to a real book that is totally unrelated and then maybe dive back into FF.   :o

Did everybody LOVE Antiques Roadshow?

(I posted this before reading all the threads and the toe discussion has me really laughing!  :D )

I haven't read Antiques Roadshow, again my shot attention span got me sidetracked, so right now I'm reading The Real Life of EM, loving this so far,,,,, and yeah the whole camel toe had everyone in my house looking at me like I was crazy  :P

I went to work today which sucks and then went grocery shopping, bought myself some tequila  ^-^ so I guess. Have a few shots of tequila and watch Rob in Cosmopolis  >:D
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I haven't read Antiques Roadshow, again my shot attention span got me sidetracked, so right now I'm reading The Real Life of EM, loving this so far,,,,, and yeah the whole camel toe had everyone in my house looking at me like I was crazy  :P

I went to work today which sucks and then went grocery shopping, bought myself some tequila  ^-^ so I guess. Have a few shots of tequila and watch Rob in Cosmopolis  >:D

A few shots of tequila before you watch Cosmopolis is probably the perfect way to watch that movie! 
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Ahhhh! I'm afraid Wide Awake has ruined me on other fics!   I read Died & Gone to Heaven and am now about 50% finished with Antiques Roadshow and I'm just not feeling it.   I REALLY wanted to like this one because vampward has been calling to me for a while, but its just kinda "ok".        I think maybe I need to switch to a real book that is totally unrelated and then maybe dive back into FF.   :o

Did everybody LOVE Antiques Roadshow?

(I posted this before reading all the threads and the toe discussion has me really laughing!  :D )

I just started reading Antiques Roadshow but am not very far into it yet.  I was hoping for a good vampward. 

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Shit! Shit! Shit! Bugger! Bugger! Bugger! Shit! Bugger! Shit!

I have been given a "reminder" that pictures should not come directly from another website - even google. It's something called "hotlinking".

Hotlinking has nothing to do with linking pics of hot guys!  :o

I think the correct way to post a picture is to use photobucket or tinypic. Perhaps a mod can clarify?

I hope some of you have been saving some bail money! I have a feeling I'll be needing it soon!

Off to open a photobucket account...
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Bugger! Bugger! Bugger! Shit! Bugger! Shit!

I have been given a "reminder" that pictures should not come directly from another website - even google. It's something called "hotlinking".

Hotlinking has nothing to do with linking pics of hot guys!  :o

I think the correct way to post a picture is to use photobucket or tinypic. Perhaps a mod can clarify?

I hope some of you have been saving some bail money! I have a feeling I'll be needing it soon!

Off to open a photobucket account...

I love photobucket! It was the only way I could post pics from my ipad. I just save whatever pic to my camera roll, open photobucket to import the pic and then with one tap it copies the link straight to your clipboard to paste. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy!

Ps. You don't need to click the Mona Lisa icon when you want to post, it includes the [i.mg] thingy.





I'm ready to help!
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Shit! Shit! Shit! Bugger! Bugger! Bugger! Shit! Bugger! Shit!

I have been given a "reminder" that pictures should not come directly from another website - even google. It's something called "hotlinking".

Hotlinking has nothing to do with linking pics of hot guys!  :o

I think the correct way to post a picture is to use photobucket or tinypic. Perhaps a mod can clarify?

I hope some of you have been saving some bail money! I have a feeling I'll be needing it soon!

Off to open a photobucket account...

Not this mod.  I told you everything I know when I gave you the tutorial link!
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Not this mod.  I told you everything I know when I gave you the tutorial link!

Damn! I was hoping you could translate the link into Astro-speak!

I swear you mods all talk a different language, and I'm just sitting in the corner in a dunce's cap, with a bit of drool running down my chin!

And I have an awesome picture for this image, but am too scared to post because I don't have time to learn Photobucket today and I really don't want to go to jail this week!  :'(

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I love photobucket! It was the only way I could post pics from my ipad. I just save whatever pic to my camera roll, open photobucket to import the pic and then with one tap it copies the link straight to your clipboard to paste. Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy!

Ps. You don't need to click the Mona Lisa icon when you want to post, it includes the [i.mg] thingy.





I'm ready to help!

Thanks Mernz - you talk good like me! I can understand that - if I read it r. . . e . . . a . . . l slow!

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Except in very few special circumstances (like when it crashes in the middle of adding), I always select "Update Epub if new chapters"

If you overwrite every time and they delete all but the first chapter? You are SOL (Sh*t Out of Luck) It is gone.
Thanks Ella,  But I don't see that option anywhere.  I see where it say update metadata only but nothing about chapters.
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