Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Fassbender has no ass. It's sad, really, he has pancake butt.

I don't remember his arse from that movie. 

I'm not allowed to post the part I do remember, am I, Ficfangirl? 

This happens to me every once in a while.  I log out and log back in.

  That worked.

It's the PTS equivalent of checking that the switch is turned on!

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ETD: Reading the staf profiles is...interesting.

Frucking Sonic the Hedgehog loving mofos!

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ETD: Reading the staf profiles is...interesting.

Frucking Sonic the Hedgehog loving mofos!

And the other one loves Codename: Kids Next Door. I don't even know what that is.

Titel:   Square Pegs
Autoren:   Fireflyatnight
Edward Cullen, powerful and brilliant, lacks a real love relationship in his life. He's bi tries to his be content with his regular sex partners until he meets Bella under mysterious circumstances. Security expert Jasper must keep them all safe while trying to ignore his attractions and Emmett just wants everyone. There is a plot. POLY SLASH, DARK SUBJECT MATTER, HEA Guaranteed
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Titel:   Confessions of a Billionaire's Whore
Autoren:   RuthlesslyYours
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
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Titel:   After Jane Died
Autoren:   beegurl13
Bella had the perfect life – amazing husband, wonderful children, great family...until one night it came crashing to an end. Struggling to care for her children and put her life back together, she wonders if she'll ever be happy again. But the hardest part just might be the confusing things she feels for Edward...her brother-in-law. AH, M, BxE
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Titel:   For Better or For Worse
Autoren:   Chloe Masen
Edward Cullen has a perfect life. A dream come true career as a superstar shortstop for the Seattle Mariners, true friends, a great house, and most of all, the perfect, loving wife. Can one moment destroy it all? Or will she stick by him for better or for worse?
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Titel:   Like It's That Easy
Autoren:   The Irish Cullen
Edward's leaving in New Moon, caused a ripple effect that he never anticipated. When Alice's rushed solution sees his mate turned Edward believes he might have a second chance. Only thing is, his mate needs some convincing. New Moon Alternative. No Werewolves. All Vampire. EXB. R&R Please.
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Titel:   Under My Nose
Autoren:   gabby1017
Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?#
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Titel:   Where Life Takes You
Autoren:   MidnightLove87
It's 1962 and on Bella's 21st birthday her mother feels that it's time for Bella to settle down and get married. And while Bella thinks that getting married is the key to safety and security, her aunt takes it upon herself to give Bella other possibilities. A bus ticket, a full billfold, and red lipstick... Where will life take Bella? Come along for the ride
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Titel:   No Holds Barred
Autoren:   jayhawkbb
When Bella opens her dance studio right next to Edward's bar, will Edward hate her...or will he fall for the girl next door? BxE, AH, OOC, rated M for naughty language and behavior.
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Titel:   White Shadows
Autoren:   sunflowersongs
Edward's a knight. Bella's a fair maiden in need of a protector. An arranged marriage, a run for freedom, a change of heart, a choice to be made. Lots of adventure, some humor, and a cocky Edward.
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Titel:   Girls Gone South!
Autoren:   Kayleigh Cullen1918
When romance writer Bella Swan finds a letter from her husband saying he's leaving her, Bella decides to take action. She's going to get healthy and get happy. When she recieves a letter to say her divorce is final, she and her two best friends head south to find some fun, booze and sexy cowboys. A sweet grandmother, a buisness man, a mechanic and a vet change their lives forever.
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Titel:   Flavor of the Week
Autoren:   JennaReads
Edward's a breath away from losing his dream of a successful college football career and a chance in the NFL. Bella's just trying to make it through college without losing her mind in Edward-inspired fantasies. When these two goals intersect, all's fair in love and football.
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Titel:   Becoming Cullens
Autoren:   taylorishotterthanrob
When Edward is forced to deal with his parents adopting a teenaged girl into a male run household things get a little shaken up. Especially since said sister has a broken past. It seems as though that may not be the biggest problem, as he has to deal with parents who won't let him speak to his new sister… much less fall for her. WARNING: Sensitive subjects may cause triggers. AH
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Titel:   A Path To Love
Autoren:   Twificgirl
Bella's life has been far from easy, so she's starting again in a new country far away from the past, and her evil parents. Now she has to choose whether she wants to be lonely or follow the path to love that could hold all she's ever wanted. Her journey won't be easy as she struggles with her issues but I can promise it will be worth it.
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Titel:   God's Gift
Autoren:   ThatEnglishWriter
"I don't care if he's the CEO of a company that manufactures chocolate-coated puppies and rainbows. The guy is a jerk." Bella just isn't impressed by good-looking men who own their own companies, especially when they're used to getting their own way and don't take no for an answer. AH. Incomplete, please see AN.
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Titel:   Bear Creek Road
Autoren:   Jonesn
He smelled nice, I noticed, not that I was blatantly breathing him in, even though I totally was – blatantly. All soap and sawdust from a slab of freshly cut lumber. All man. Introducing Beardward. AH
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Titel:   In Mates
Autoren:   Jonesn
Bella never thought that she would end up working in a correctional institute. But she needed a change from the mundane, and well, she may have found just what she was looking for within these prison walls. Winner Awards inside. AH Inmate/Prison/Jail/Paroleward
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Titel:   In the Flesh
Autoren:   Jonesn
Masen's words stopped my heart. The impatient fumbling of his fingers started it back up again as he ran his thumb along the loopy, black cursive that bound us. I knew he had me then. He knew he had me from the start. AH
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Titel:   Tomorrow
Autoren:   MBella
Edward is country music's hottest star...Bella is just a small town girl...somehow their world's collide, and nothing is ever the same again. Rated M for language and lemons.
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Titel:   Love To Lay You Down
Autoren:   Twiddler83
Crickets singing, fires burning. Moonlight dances, secret glances. Waiting is a game you play, but one spin can make or break. Grasshoppers jump and frogs sing. How long can you wait for your one special thing when your not sure how long it'll be around. ExB Rated M EPOV - UST - Lemons - HS Love
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So, these are all from my calibre WIP list, so I haven't read them, but have read at least one other story from the author. Hope you find something you like! 

Thank you sooo much! 

What's scary is that initially they had over 9000 stories on their list.  They now have only 4,958 stories on their list.

Unbelievable, what happened to live and let live? 

I have noticed that many FF authors have fled to the usual TWCS and A03 but also fictionpad. Check it out here  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login and give them some support. 

PS  If you are an author it is really easy to move your fic to this site, just press a button.

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ETD: Reading the staf profiles is...interesting.

Frucking Sonic the Hedgehog loving mofos!

That is crazy that they made a community to report.  Some people really need a better hobby

Hey

Does anyone know of any kidnapping stories with Bella in.
I've read the ones named yellow house, the sacrificed lamb.
Thanx for the help

Sins of the Father by Bethaboo
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This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees

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Congratulations Loopy!

I have to admit, I wondered how long it would be before he spilt the beans or you gave in.   

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Congratulations! And all my good wishes for the rest of your pregnancy! 

Good morning all.

I made a comment recently about FictionPad gaining popularity when ff.net did their next cull - I hope I didn't jinx those pulled fics!

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Thanks for sharing your happy news, Loopy. When is your due date?
I don't know that details of what happened last time with your little angel, but I'm sending all the positive vibes your way! 

Because Counselor is tormenting me this week and not updating at the rate she was last week, I started Finding My Thunder last night.

Oh my goodness! As with Me and Mom, I don't think I really know what's going on, but I'm just loving it!

I know what you mean hun, but at least she didn't take as long as Mary Elizabeth when it took her a month before she posted the lastest chapter of Pickup Truck and I'm addicted to that fic and in love with Smirks.

Congrats!!!   

I just saw a tv show talking about this serial killer nurse, You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Dont name the baby girl Beverly!! This is real life serial killer. Characters serial killers are ok, tho.

 


Talking about baby girl, i just watched the Xmas episode of Downton Abbey and baby Sybil is gorgeous.
I need to get myself one of those.

Thank you guys. 
DD hun, I'm definitely not naming her after a serial killer - so you don't have to worry about that.
All the names I keep suggesting to the hubby, he vetoes but that's probably because they're all boys names. 
 

I know what you mean hun, but at least she didn't take as long as Mary Elizabeth when it took her a month before she posted the lastest chapter of Pickup Truck and I'm addicted to that fic and in love with Smirks. Thank you guys. 
DD hun, I'm definitely not naming her after a serial killer - so you don't have to worry about that.
All the names I keep suggesting to the hubby, he vetoes but that's probably because they're all boys names. 

I let the husband name mini after a comic book character. This one I'm making the final decision  no matter what he says.