Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1153892 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5861 on:** October 06, 2013, 11:42 AM »

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I KNOW!!! I always wanna dream about Rob but that pic gave me nightmares!!

Seetickets ran into problems and took 30 minutes to get up and running which really pissed me off as I was shouting at the laptop for being a knob jockey.
My friends pretty convinced that she will be able to get us tickets or least try through the local papers, but that means waiting until May.
I wish the local catchment area was bigger than it was as I only live 8 Miles from Worthy farm.
Lol, I'm pretty sure if me and you went together we'd be arrested within an hour of being there as I'll be able to drink by June - so I'd just tell Astro that you're a woman even if I couldn't remember if you were or not.

There is bound to be more released nearer the time...And you are right, last I went to Glast I drank so much I didn't realise I was taking a mud bath with all my clothes on!

OK. I have to talk to you about your reading material...Taken by T-Rex?! Loop, I read some of those reviews and really? These individuals sound completely barmy!

5.0 out of 5 stars Accurate and relatable October 1, 2013
By Hermaphlodon
Format:Kindle Edition
It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment.
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'Accurate and relatable'?! Are these people for real? I've heard of kink but I can't even begin to imagine what a T-Rex peen would look like or how it would fit....

Not Bestiality October 2, 2013
By Smart Aleck
Format:Kindle Edition
Don't worry, it's not bestiality because she's a dinosaur too. At the end of the book, you learn she's a Mega-Sore-Ass...

This one though made me laugh! Loopy you are too much girl!

Matron · « **Reply #5862 on:** October 06, 2013, 11:46 AM »

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I looked this up in the TOS awhile ago. I've been reading on AO3 almost exclusively lately. There is no set reasoning, it's up to the creator to set the rating. If it does have graphic sex/violence, etc, it can't be general or teen, but whether it is mature or explicit is up to the author and means nothing else.

They should just merge that together then, lol! I've found A03 to be a good place to find the Draco/Harry stuff I've been wanting, so I wanted to figure out their ratings system. It's still about as clear as mud, but it seems there's not much difference between E and M? Ok! Thanks!

Like I said, in the US, E means Everyone on video games, meaning it's appropriate for all ages. So when I saw E, that's what I thought at first, then I started reading the blurbs, and was all confused!

Loopy · « **Reply #5863 on:** October 06, 2013, 12:06 PM »

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There is bound to be more released nearer the time...And you are right, last I went to Glast I drank so much I didn't realise I was taking a mud bath with all my clothes on!

OK. I have to talk to you about your reading material...Taken by T-Rex?! Loop, I read some of those reviews and really? These individuals sound completely barmy!

5.0 out of 5 stars Accurate and relatable October 1, 2013
By Hermaphlodon
Format:Kindle Edition
It is very uncommon to find accurate depictions of dinosaur on woman sex. If, like me, you have found it increasingly difficult to satisfy your need to recount old times, then this literary masterpiece is for you. No other author has truly been able to both arouse and entice my intense desire to mate with a T-Rex as accurately and successfully as Christie Sims. I would not be surprised if this book outsells the Bible and brings about a new age of literary enlightenment.
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'Accurate and relatable'?! Are these people for real? I've heard of kink but I can't even begin to imagine what a T-Rex peen would look like or how it would fit....

Not Bestiality October 2, 2013
By Smart Aleck
Format:Kindle Edition
Don't worry, it's not bestiality because she's a dinosaur too. At the end of the book, you learn she's a Mega-Sore-Ass...

This one though made me laugh! Loopy you are too much girl!

I know what you mean, it Glastonbury unless you have a mud bath of some sort

- the last time we went to Glasto I was very drunk (and I may or may not have mixed drink with a few other illegal subtances

) and ended up back stage with the hubby and his bezzie (who was on security that year) puking over what turned out to be Beyonce's Coach.

And this was before I thought it would be fun to dance with a naked geezer who was in his 70's, I swear his B-bag was almost touching the ground.

But that's what Glastonbury's all about.

I wanna know how that person knows what it's like to have sex with a Dinosaur - I mean I was obsessed with Dinosaurs when I was a kid but never once did I think "I wonder what it would be like to be banged by a Diplodocous!"

I was only reading it as my friend bought and sent it to me as she politely told me that I was probably the only peep in their right mind who would read it and enjoy it!!

Like I said it was an alright read but it was pretty tame considering it was dinosaur sex.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #5864 on:** October 06, 2013, 12:36 PM »

Just finished reading:

There's No Such Thing As A Hot Granpa
Author: The Irish Cullen PM
Grandpa, an old man who is two generations older than you and turns up to family events smelling of tobacco and scotch. Doesn't really describe Edward does it? It will now. Follow Edward and his fifteen year old make their way through life as patterns of family history begin to repeat themselves. REPOSTED & EDITED
Rated: Fiction M - English - Family/Friendship - Edward & Bella - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 05-18-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5980303
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I laughed so hard, this is a family humour story that I loved reading. They are so messed up but funny, kids are adorable, Edward's a sweetheart, Bella is able to actually talk...

And another WIP to keep on alert:

The Very Thought of You
Author: nydollface PM
Bella is used to her life as a chambermaid for the Cullens, but will things change when Edward suddenly returns home from college?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,041 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 09-05-13 - Published: 02-05-12 - id: 7807895
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It's an interracial story playing during the Great Depression in New York.

The author has written another great interracial story, where Bella is the daughter of a mixed couple:

You Never Go Back » reviews
Edward is a young fire fighter in NYC. Choosing the life he wants rather than what his parents want, he finds happiness and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 127,888 - Reviews: 801 - Updated: 1-22-12 - Published: 10-9-10 - Edward & Bella - Complete
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DeDe's Over It. · « **Reply #5865 on:** October 06, 2013, 02:54 PM »

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I looked this up in the TOS awhile ago. I've been reading on AO3 almost exclusively lately. There is no set reasoning, it's up to the creator to set the rating. If it does have graphic sex/violence, etc, it can't be general or teen, but whether it is mature or explicit is up to the author and means nothing else.

Hello Chippy! Great to see ya!

keypad · « **Reply #5866 on:** October 06, 2013, 06:53 PM »

Just checking in real quick to say hi! I've missed to many pages to go back and read them all... I sold my Kindle Paperwhite and upgraded to the new one so I'm busy getting it all organized again. Have I missed any recommendations that are absolute must reads? I last read Dear Mr Masen and Creature of Habit and really liked both of them.

Now, I'm currently reading Rock Chick (not a fanfic) and now that I've met Lee I understand what all the hype is about this series. I think I read somewhere that the next books are even better... is that true?

Matron · « **Reply #5867 on:** October 06, 2013, 06:56 PM »

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Just checking in real quick to say hi! I've missed to many pages to go back and read them all... I sold my Kindle Paperwhite and upgraded to the new one so I'm busy getting it all organized again. Have I missed any recommendations that are absolute must reads? I last read Dear Mr Masen and Creature of Habit and really liked both of them.

Now, I'm currently reading Rock Chick (not a fanfic) and now that I've met Lee I understand what all the hype is about this series. I think I read somewhere that the next books are even better... is that true?

I loved the whole series, but a lot of people didn't like book 1. They didn't like Indy though, everyone loved Lee.

keypad · « **Reply #5868 on:** October 06, 2013, 07:07 PM »

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I loved the whole series, but a lot of people didn't like book 1. They didn't like Indy though, everyone loved Lee.

Thats good to know because I was wondering how anyone could NOT like Lee! He's great so far. I can't wait to get to the rest of them if they're even better.

Matron · « **Reply #5869 on:** October 06, 2013, 07:34 PM »

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Thats good to know because I was wondering how anyone could NOT like Lee! He's great so far. I can't wait to get to the rest of them if they're even better.

Is this your first Kristen Ashley? If so you SOOOO need to read Sweet Dreams and Motorcycle Man. And Games of the Heart. And Law Man. LOL. Really, her Rock Chick, Colorado Mountain Man, and Dream Man series are her best work.

Booked · « **Reply #5870 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:01 AM »

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I loved the whole series, but a lot of people didn't like book 1. They didn't like Indy though, everyone loved Lee.

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Is this your first Kristen Ashley? If so you SOOOO need to read Sweet Dreams and Motorcycle Man. And Games of the Heart. And Law Man. LOL. Really, her Rock Chick, Colorado Mountain Man, and Dream Man series are her best work.

I like her writing style but i think i was distracted with other great fanfics after i read the 1st book so that's as far as i got. It's been a while since i read Rock Chick, so will try to start the series again or jump to Motorcycle Man.

I finished these over the weekend as well and they were ok too

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Eacalltheway · « **Reply #5871 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:11 AM »

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Can someone please explain to me the ratings system at AO3?

I've gotten fics rated E for Explicit, and M for Mature, so which is the most...explicit and mature? At first I thought E was for Everyone, like on video games, but when I looked closer, no, it said explicit, are these stories that need a more hard core rating than M? What makes the story E then, if graphic sex makes one M?

What is AO3?

Booked · « **Reply #5872 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:19 AM »

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What is AO3?

Archive Of Our Own

Eacalltheway · « **Reply #5873 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:41 AM »

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Archive Of Our Own

Thank you Booked. Could you explain how this works and where one can access the site. I've been on here forever and cannot recall any details on AO3. I do skim a lot so I may have missed it.

Thank you again

Booked · « **Reply #5874 on:** October 07, 2013, 06:50 AM »

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Thank you Booked. Could you explain how this works and where one can access the site. I've been on here forever and cannot recall any details on AO3. I do skim a lot so I may have missed it.

Thank you again

It's actually another site, like ffn, twcs etc:
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Haven't visited it much as i tend to stick to PTS and Ffn...

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5875 on:** October 07, 2013, 08:03 AM »

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Thank you Booked. Could you explain how this works and where one can access the site. I've been on here forever and cannot recall any details on AO3. I do skim a lot so I may have missed it.

Thank you again

Just an FYI, joining is almost impossible. That said, you can read & download stories without being a member. TKegl's stories are there under "orphan account"

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5876 on:** October 07, 2013, 08:27 AM »

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Hmmm - you just described me in a nutshell. Not getting any, no life - at least I get some joy out of reading fanfic and chatting with you ladies, and don't feel the need to go in aimless censorship witch hunts!

LOL! But you aren't an Ass!

Ellachanted · « **Reply #5877 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:00 AM »

The thing I hate most about all this pulling? It makes me crazily download stuff I will probably never read.

lamelurker · « **Reply #5878 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:21 AM »

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The thing I hate most about all this pulling? It makes me crazily download stuff I will probably never read.

Yes! Each time I see a note saying a story has been pulled, I automatically want to download it even without an idea of what the story is about! My TBR of flagged fics is already probably more than I'll ever read without adding to it!

Caro · « **Reply #5879 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:23 AM »

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The thing I hate most about all this pulling? It makes me crazily download stuff I will probably never read.

Me too, I have gone into a download franzy, I need help.

Booked · « **Reply #5880 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:24 AM »

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The thing I hate most about all this pulling? It makes me crazily download stuff I will probably never read.

Agree with you. I tried to download those that were rec'd or with stories that looked good based on the summary. But with the culling, i may have gotten some i that i will not really read

too lazy to organize but am sure something will light a fire in my arse

Btw, got pleasantly lost in The Single Game by awesomesauce76. Enjoying it very much! Thanks for the rec!

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