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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Someone remind me why I'm dating this man again? Apart from the fact that he has a...really...big....bed.

Here's your reminder...plus, I'm sure you're enjoying exploring something a little different.  It is a little too early to share about Twifics, though.  At least you no longer have a Rob Pattinson obsession to confess.  Does he know about Mr. Fassy?

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Shoosh, Loopy!
You got me cracking up on the karaoke and Rick Astley thingie!
What a bunch of c..blockers your dh's brothers! Did you tell them about the new installed shower you both wanted to try? Prob they could've gotten the hint. Or if they didn't, a nice "please, we'd like to get busy right now so just go and come back in ten days"...

Oh well.. Just hoping you'd had fun too!

Abby
If I mentioned to his brothers how I wanted to spend the night or come back another time they'd probably do what they did last time - wait until we were finish and then score us out of 10.  ::) ::)
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That is too funny! More so because I'm wondering whether this dating malarkey really is what I should be doing with my time right now when I have a ton of books I want to read! Metal work aside, this is bloody hard work....and stupid over here decided to mention what we're talking about online and now I'm having to explain to someone who has NO interest in ever reading one exactly what a Twific is and why anyone would bother to a) read one and b) write one (OK the second is harder to justify considering the sh!t that constitutes Twific writing sometimes) But we have come to the agreement, after much debate, that if nothing else Twilight gave us some some amazing music.....Though I had to prove this by allowing Mr PA a gander through my iTunes (which to me is the same a rifling through my lingerie drawer). Its way too soon for this sh!t.....Someone remind me why I'm dating this man again? Apart from the fact that he has a...really...big....bed.
That's why I don't tell the hubby about fanfiction as he's annoying enough when I tell him about books I've read or wanna read.

Gotta agree with you hun, Twilight Saga did make some bloody brilliant soundtracks (I've hid all of mine as the hubby just rips the piss out of me about it.  >:( >:() and I'm like you hun with my iPod as it's more sacred then my underwear draw, I'd rather someone went through that to see what I was hiding (1 or 2 C String Thongs  ^-^ ^-^) than see what I've got in my iTunes.  :)

I'm sure Mr PA has a great personality and he treats you well outside of the bedroom which obviously has his big bed in.  :P :P
 
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See?  It's not just me.  The ending was rushed and abrupt and unsatisfying.

I was rather surprised it ended when it did and in truth a little disappointed but she did it.  Despite the ending  it is still an excellent fic.
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I freaking hated BC every single one of her 1000s of books were the same and the all ended with "I love you, I love you, I love you".  Pass the sick bucket.
You mean historical romances aren't supposed to end that way? ? ? ? ?   :D :D :D :D :D

I could never get into BC books. I lived on all the harlequins I could find. 10cents each at the thrift store. Lots of Betty Neels from which I learned if you want to marry a doctor you have to be a nurse. LOL! Yeah, not so true. I guess it's different if the doctors are Dutch.  ;D
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That is too funny! More so because I'm wondering whether this dating malarkey really is what I should be doing with my time right now when I have a ton of books I want to read! Metal work aside, this is bloody hard work....and stupid over here decided to mention what we're talking about online and now I'm having to explain to someone who has NO interest in ever reading one exactly what a Twific is and why anyone would bother to a) read one and b) write one (OK the second is harder to justify considering the sh!t that constitutes Twific writing sometimes) But we have come to the agreement, after much debate, that if nothing else Twilight gave us some some amazing music.....Though I had to prove this by allowing Mr PA a gander through my iTunes (which to me is the same a rifling through my lingerie drawer). Its way too soon for this sh!t.....Someone remind me why I'm dating this man again? Apart from the fact that he has a...really...big....bed.
I usually justify it as new writers getting practice by writing using characters that already exist. We read for free and in exchange we review it. My husband believed it as he knows how much I love to read.  I don't mention that it's mostly to get my Edward fix. 

And you are putting up with the crap that is dating because you love large um .... beds.  Large beds are nice.  :D :D :D
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That is too funny! More so because I'm wondering whether this dating malarkey really is what I should be doing with my time right now when I have a ton of books I want to read! Metal work aside, this is bloody hard work....and stupid over here decided to mention what we're talking about online and now I'm having to explain to someone who has NO interest in ever reading one exactly what a Twific is and why anyone would bother to a) read one and b) write one (OK the second is harder to justify considering the sh!t that constitutes Twific writing sometimes) But we have come to the agreement, after much debate, that if nothing else Twilight gave us some some amazing music.....Though I had to prove this by allowing Mr PA a gander through my iTunes (which to me is the same a rifling through my lingerie drawer). Its way too soon for this sh!t.....Someone remind me why I'm dating this man again? Apart from the fact that he has a...really...big....bed.
LOL I can only imagine your discussion with him about Twilight fanfiction.  How in the world did that conversation come up?  My husband thinks I'm crazy with the ff-love but he knows how much I love Edward (always have) so he gets it.   I've managed to bring two friends to the fandom and they are now reading FF that I supply them (they don't know how to get it themselves).  I sound like a drug pusher.        Ella, I explain it the same way.   These folks are just getting started as writers and might not know they're good enough to be published or not know how to go about it etc.    Because seriously, some of these fanfics really need to be published!
 
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Hi Im new here. I hope you could show me the ropes to pull.
I was kind of hoping someone would recommend a story of age play. Edward being daddy and Bella being the little girl. I've been informed that I could ask here. In advance thank you sooooo much! Lots of love!

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Please help? Thankiess!
Sorry no one has responded yet. This usually means the ladies who read this type of fanfic haven't checked in yet.

Although I will read Olderward, I'm not usually big on ones where she calls him Daddy.  Unless, of course, they have a kid. ;)
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Hi Im new here. I hope you could show me the ropes to pull.
I was kind of hoping someone would recommend a story of age play. Edward being daddy and Bella being the little girl. I've been informed that I could ask here. In advance thank you sooooo much! Lots of love!

I think RobsHandMonkey has written some age play - look that author up on TWCS.

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A Taste of Honey by SoapyMayhem (might still be a WIP, but pretty far along) (TWCS)
Who's Your Papi? and A Pale Fire by Welcome2MyWorld (TWCS)
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Although I will read Olderward, I'm not usually big on ones where she calls him Daddy.  Unless, of course, they have a kid. ;)

I personally cringe at the fics where Edward calls Bella "Baby Girl" - it screams pedophile to me and sounds so unnatural and inappropriate.  Not at all sweet or romantic.

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I can deal with baby girl, depending on how the story goes, how the character is. Derek calls Penelope Baby Girl all the time on Criminal Minds, and it's endearing, not creepy, but then, they aren't romantic, but best friends. I do NOT like fics where she calls him "daddy" though, or any book that uses that title.

I was reading the blurb for a fic tonight, does anyone else want to pass right over the story when it states how the "Cullen's"  have left? Why is that so hard, it's not a Cullen owning something, no apostrophe needed.
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I personally cringe at the fics where Edward calls Bella "Baby Girl" - it screams pedophile to me and sounds so unnatural and inappropriate.  Not at all sweet or romantic.

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Yeah, I'm with you on that.  I get it somewhat when they are vamps. But it gets a little annoying when everyone calls her that. :P
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I can deal with baby girl, depending on how the story goes, how the character is. Derek calls Penelope Baby Girl all the time on Criminal Minds, and it's endearing, not creepy, but then, they aren't romantic, but best friends.

I was reading the blurb for a fic tonight, does anyone else want to pass right over the story when it states how the "Cullen's"  have left? Why is that so hard, it's not a Cullen owning something, no apostrophe needed.
LOL! I almost said the only time it doesn't bother me is when it's Derek and Penelope. :D :D :D :D
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I can deal with baby girl, depending on how the story goes, how the character is. Derek calls Penelope Baby Girl all the time on Criminal Minds, and it's endearing, not creepy, but then, they aren't romantic, but best friends. I do NOT like fics where she calls him "daddy" though, or any book that uses that title.

I was reading the blurb for a fic tonight, does anyone else want to pass right over the story when it states how the "Cullen's"  have left? Why is that so hard, it's not a Cullen owning something, no apostrophe needed.

When Derek calls Penelope Baby Girl it is kind of a brotherly and protective affection.  In most of the fics it is said like Bella is a child and Edward is the big strong grownup.  IMO.

I hate when people don't know the difference between possessive and plural.
 
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I hate when people don't know the difference between possessive and plural.

Reading fanfic or self-published works must make you insane then.  The vast majority of the writers have no concept of the difference between plural, singular possessive and plural possessive.  I always want to give special kudos to those authors who do properly use plural and possessive forms.  It's a rare feat.
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I personally cringe at the fics where Edward calls Bella "Baby Girl" - it screams pedophile to me and sounds so unnatural and inappropriate.  Not at all sweet or romantic.

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It was a good story, I usually prefer longer chapters with more description, but the plot was fine :) 
 
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You mean historical romances aren't supposed to end that way? ? ? ? ?   :D :D :D :D :D

I could never get into BC books. I lived on all the harlequins I could find. 10cents each at the thrift store. Lots of Betty Neels from which I learned if you want to marry a doctor you have to be a nurse. LOL! Yeah, not so true. I guess it's different if the doctors are Dutch.  ;D

Not all historical romances are so insipid, I was and still am a huge Georgette Heyer fan.
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I hate when people don't know the difference between possessive and plural.

Goodness me, of all the things there to hate about our world grammar is really low on my list.  Actually its not even on it, maybe that is an English thing.
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Goodness me, of all the things there to hate about our world grammar is really low on my list.  Actually its not even on it, maybe that is an English thing.

Atleast in the fandom, from what I've seen it's usually the people/authors from the UK who tend to be more picky about grammar.
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Goodness me, of all the things there to hate about our world grammar is really low on my list.  Actually its not even on it, maybe that is an English thing.
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Atleast in the fandom, from what I've seen it's usually the people/authors from the UK who tend to be more picky about grammar.

 :D :D I'm not sure that's a road we want to travel down.....

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I usually justify it as new writers getting practice by writing using characters that already exist. We read for free and in exchange we review it. My husband believed it as he knows how much I love to read.  I don't mention that it's mostly to get my Edward fix. 

And you are putting up with the crap that is dating because you love large um .... beds.  Large beds are nice.  :D :D :D

My words exactly...Did you tell us this previously because if so I stole your lines.  :D :D

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Here's your reminder...plus, I'm sure you're enjoying exploring something a little different.  It is a little too early to share about Twifics, though.  At least you no longer have a Rob Pattinson obsession to confess.  Does he know about Mr. Fassy?
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That's why I don't tell the hubby about fanfiction as he's annoying enough when I tell him about books I've read or wanna read.

I stand by my reading choices!  I refuse to be embarrassed :D, though Jesus, I'm trying to forget I ever had a Rob 'obsession' now I'll just admit to him being kinda cute....But yes, I once drooled over Mr Fassy while sitting beside him so I think he got the point.

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LOL I can only imagine your discussion with him about Twilight fanfiction.  How in the world did that conversation come up?  My husband thinks I'm crazy with the ff-love but he knows how much I love Edward (always have) so he gets it.   I've managed to bring two friends to the fandom and they are now reading FF that I supply them (they don't know how to get it themselves).  I sound like a drug pusher.        Ella, I explain it the same way.   These folks are just getting started as writers and might not know they're good enough to be published or not know how to go about it etc.    Because seriously, some of these fanfics really need to be published!

I was minding my own business last night on here 'chatting' and I laughed about something and he asked what I was doing, I told him....and the origins of my being on this site. I can't be arsed to hide stuff about myself to someone who should be 'getting' to know me, what's the point, otherwise? Especially superficial stuff...

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I personally cringe at the fics where Edward calls Bella "Baby Girl" - it screams pedophile to me and sounds so unnatural and inappropriate.  Not at all sweet or romantic.

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 :o *shakes head* I have no words.....


 
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