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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Random bitching: hated how top chef season 10 ended.

You caught up and have no overtaken me! I don't pirate Top Chef - it's on Pay TV. I pay $140 a month so should watch something on it!

We are only up to Episode 8: Jalapeno Business. I have it on my DVR from Monday night but won't watch it till the weekend so NO SPOILERS!

Looking forward to an entire show about Jalapenos - I am a chili addict!

 
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Kristen. Even tho I agree that the way she left the show was unfair it is more unfair to have someone from last chance kitchen win it. Brooke, the runner up, had the most wins during the show.

:(


NO! NO! NO!

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Good thing I can't remember names!

Seriously, I have nicknames for EVERY show I watch. For Top Chef this year - there was the Swedish Chef (I think he is from Denmark or Finland though), Asian Rihanna, Beard Guy, Lesbo-bitch, Glasses Guy, Braid Girl, Tall Guy, Curly Ranga...
 
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I think I may actually have some brain damage. I nearly choked to death on my tea from the first batch and the I saw the other one.

The scrap of fabric one and I totally forgot how to breathe. :o  I think we could do with more Kellan decoration around here.  :13:

OK. I'm on it!  >:D
 
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I usually have a mix of completed stories and WIPs that I'm reading.  Some stories should only be read as WIPs (like Dusty) because they're too intense otherwise, (or they have too many lemons if read all at once).  I can think of a bunch of stories that should be read one chapter at a time with other stories in between (The Man who Can't Be Moved, Help Wanted, Retail Therapy, I could go on and on).  I think fanfic is the high tech version of The Strand magazine.  Of course, with Quiet Storm, it might be easier to take their whining if I treated it as a WIP.  I'm reading it on my phone, so it might take me all day to read one chapter since I only read when I have to wait on something or someone, but still...(*whining*)

Don't worry, I'm reading other stories at the same time, and could get distracted by new recommendations...

I recently finished reading (and re-reading in come cases) the stories by Spanglemaker9.  I love her stuff.  The Wedding Party is still one of my very favorite stories!

I wish I could be more like you. I can only read one thing at a time and when I start something, I have to finish it.

During the week, I only read when I get into bed. I have to read before I go to sleep. Sometimes I might only read one chapter a night - and then I wake up when my e-reader smashes into my face!
 
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I read We Could Run by CaraNo after it completed yesterday but I wasn't that impressed. Edward was really unlikable and I couldn't sympathise with him.
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I actually hoped for a non-HEA (and coming from me, that's huge!) just because I didn't want to see Bella with him. Definitely won't be reading it again.

I love Carano, but I don't really enjoy her non-humorous fics.
 
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Now that was really talking to yourself back there  :D :D

Yep - it's what I do.
 

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I just jumped on and have been chatting away - only to finally catch up and find that there is a new thread!

You should go back and see what I posted - it's awesome!!!


Went and had a look, no Kellan, Jasper or even Carlisle, I'm really disappointed, just some blond curly haired kid who for some reason made me shudder.  Think he would look better with his clothes on. ;D
 
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OK. I'm on it!  >:D
I KNEW I could count on you !!! :cheer: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :cheer:
 
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I love Carano, but I don't really enjoy her non-humorous fics.
Haven't tried her stuff yet.  I downloaded it from ficfangirl's index after I saw it recc'd.  I'm mostly a non canon lover, but I heard good stuff about this author.  What's the best one to start with?
 

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I wish I could be more like you. I can only read one thing at a time and when I start something, I have to finish it.

During the week, I only read when I get into bed. I have to read before I go to sleep. Sometimes I might only read one chapter a night - and then I wake up when my e-reader smashes into my face!
Now I've stopped laughing, all those who read in bed beware - falling asleep while reading may cause e-reader to hit you in the face! :D
 
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Yep - it's what I do.
Where do you get the smiley's from, your's are so much better than the one's on here?
 
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I think we could do with more Kellan decoration around here.  :13:




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And how does one apply for this job???   
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And here goes the ovaries!

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FYI - if you ever want to see some really bad manips, google "Kellan Lutz naked".  :D :D :D
But be warned, what has been seen cannot be unseen!
 
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Where do you get the smiley's from, your's are so much better than the one's on here?

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Just insert as you would any image.
 
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Went and had a look, no Kellan, Jasper or even Carlisle, I'm really disappointed, just some blond curly haired kid who for some reason made me shudder.  Think he would look better with his clothes on. ;D

Not anymore! That was 33 years ago!

 
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Offline Whit3

You know that closet we all inhabit? 

I've just been outed.   By my son.  In front of the whole school and all year one parents during his assembly.   ???

The assembly was to celebrate Mums.

I was not expecting my son to stand up and say that his Mummy likes reading stories about Twilight on her computer!

I was mortified!


 
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Haven't tried her stuff yet.  I downloaded it from ficfangirl's index after I saw it recc'd.  I'm mostly a non canon lover, but I heard good stuff about this author.  What's the best one to start with?

Hmmm.......

A Drink With The Girls/A Beer With The Guys - Originally posted as 2 fics to read together but saved You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login as one in reading order.

Simply Edward

Another League

NFW (that's it's actual name - not an abbreviation!)

What's Up, Doc?

Trash and Darlin's



 
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FYI - if you ever want to see some really bad manips, google "Kellan Lutz naked".  :D :D :D
But be warned, what has been seen cannot be unseen!
[/quote]Who needs manips when you can have a picture of the real man.  He looks so different than in the twilight films, much better.  My favourite character is Jasper, and although I think Jackson Rathbone is cute, he doesn't quite fit the Jasper I imagined. I have a picture of a guy called Jason Lewis that I found on the internet.  I have no idea who he is but he looks like the Jasper I imagined when I read the books.
 
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You know that closet we all inhabit? 

I've just been outed.   By my son.  In front of the whole school and all year one parents during his assembly.   ???

The assembly was to celebrate Mums.

I was not expecting my son to stand up and say that his Mummy likes reading stories about Twilight on her computer!

I was mortified!
OMG :o I don't like to tell people what I read.  They don't understand, which is why I love being on this site.  What did you do???
 
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You know that closet we all inhabit? 

I've just been outed.   By my son.  In front of the whole school and all year one parents during his assembly.   ???

The assembly was to celebrate Mums.

I was not expecting my son to stand up and say that his Mummy likes reading stories about Twilight on her computer!

I was mortified!



You've gotta love Year 1 kids! At least he didn't say that his Mummy likes reading p0rn on her computer!!

We once had a Year 1 kid bring one of Mummy's "toys" to school for Show & Tell!!!

This was at a different school to where I am now - I don't teach in the Pervert capital of Australia!!!

I think???

(BTW - no humping games today - back to Puppies and Kittens. All is good in the world again - if listening to 20 kids purr and meow is good)
 
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Not anymore! That was 33 years ago!


He didn't improve with age then!
 
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