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Hi all,
I was wondering if I can get story recommendations, I like funny stories such as Bella Swan Kidnaper.
Thank you

Here's a few stories:

One shots --

Help Wanted by maplestyle
When Mr. Cullen's grade 3 student, Jacob Black, asks him for help making a resume, Edward questions what kind of help would be wanted from an eight-year-old boy.
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Setup by 2brown-eyes
Edward is still madly in love with his high school sweetheart and is tired of his sister setting him up on dates, each one being worse than the one before. He decides to reverse the tables by being their worst date ever. What happens if the tables are reversed right back at him? Submission to the Wonkyward Contest.
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Pinesol and Rubber Gloves by ericastwilight
A one-shot for ejsantry and kyla713. Edward has a problem when he takes a trip down aisle fourteen. Can anyone help him?
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The Best Thing I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
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