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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #281 on: May 28, 2014, 11:08 PM »
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Sarcasm is my middle name  8)
and now all i need is your last name to find you :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #282 on: May 29, 2014, 01:28 AM »
EVIL is my last name  :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #283 on: May 29, 2014, 02:30 AM »
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EVIL is my last name  :D
Darn, really Niobe Sarcasm Evil.
Did you parents hate you for naming you like that  :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #284 on: May 29, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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Darn, really Niobe Sarcasm Evil.
Did you parents hate you for naming you like that  :P

I have second and third name too.  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #285 on: May 29, 2014, 02:49 AM »
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I have second and third name too.  :P
OH! what are those ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #286 on: May 29, 2014, 02:57 AM »
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OH! what are those ?

Not telling.  :P

Besides, it's in my own language. It will be hard to pronounce.  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #287 on: May 29, 2014, 03:05 AM »
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Not telling.  :P

Besides, it's in my own language. It will be hard to pronounce.  ;)
OH! Tagalog.

No fun :P
I don't have middle names   8)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #288 on: May 29, 2014, 03:16 AM »
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OH! Tagalog.

No fun :P
I don't have middle names   8)

I know.  8)

I can't say your name is unique though. ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #289 on: May 29, 2014, 03:23 AM »
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I know.  8)

I can't say your name is unique though. ;)
it is not unique because there are many with same name, i know myself
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #290 on: May 29, 2014, 03:26 AM »
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it is not unique because there are many with same name, i know myself

It's a bummer when you know someone who has the same name as you  8)
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #291 on: May 29, 2014, 03:32 AM »
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It's a bummer when you know someone who has the same name as you  8)
you are just lucky to not find person with same name :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #292 on: May 29, 2014, 03:35 AM »
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you are just lucky to not find person with same name :P

I know. It will be hard when I secure police clearance and find out I have criminal records.  8)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #293 on: May 29, 2014, 03:45 AM »
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I know. It will be hard when I secure police clearance and find out I have criminal records.  8)
Nah, your finger prints and Dna will be unique, also, i bet your BF will not let it happen to you  >:D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #294 on: May 29, 2014, 03:49 AM »
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Nah, your finger prints and Dna will be unique, also, i bet your BF will not let it happen to you  >:D

Yeah, but it's a hassle when it happens. You have to verify and submit additional documents to prove you're not that person. Ha! What can my beau do? Find the one who I share name with?  :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #295 on: May 29, 2014, 03:58 AM »
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Yeah, but it's a hassle when it happens. You have to verify and submit additional documents to prove you're not that person. Ha! What can my beau do? Find the one who I share name with?  :D
well, it is just the name, not like it is your doppelganger.
He will clear your name, won't he ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #296 on: May 29, 2014, 04:00 AM »
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well, it is just the name, not like it is your doppelganger.
He will clear your name, won't he ?

Still, not cool.

He would.  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #297 on: May 29, 2014, 04:09 AM »
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Still, not cool.

He would.  ;)
Okay, i hope it never happens to you.

I would be surprise, if he did not :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #298 on: May 29, 2014, 04:12 AM »
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Okay, i hope it never happens to you.

I would be surprise, if he did not :P

Hopefully.

A very helpful and considerate guy.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #299 on: May 29, 2014, 04:43 AM »
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Hopefully.

A very helpful and considerate guy.
I know, it won't :)

Good to Know ;)
 

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