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Author Topic: ANTS!!!!  (Read 2591 times)

Offline Emy♥

« on: June 09, 2015, 05:29 AM »
Wife was in the living room watching TV

Husband was in the kitchen...

suddenly wife hears BAM BAM BAM

alarmed she yells to her husband.... what happened??

husband says I just killed 3 ants... 2 males & 1 female

wife asks how do you know their sex??

husband: 2 were on a beer can and the other on the phone

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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