There was a papa mole, a mamma mole and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!”
Mamma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!”
Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.”

what you don't like clubbing and drinking.
or you have someone else
your facebook boyfriend 

Not always.

Nice try fishing out info 

OH! i am not trying to fish out any info

So your comment was just the sake of the progress of the convo? 

yes it was, what do you think, do i poach other people's girlfriend.

I didn't mean it like that 

You're so sensitive.

i'm a human being

YOU ARE?!! 

Last night i checked

How?

i am not telling, you how.
you will get hot

I'm in an air conditioned room    Unless you have dibs on the power plant here, I doubt you'll make me hot 

i still won't tell you, no matter what you say

You're just playing with me. You know I hate not knowing 

you wanna know, give me your phone number  

 

see, bit clever, ain't i ?

 

why are you red tomato

Tomato...I'm an Apple