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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #561 on: April 14, 2014, 08:15 PM »
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What do you need another flying kiss for?  :-*
i was just getting into my brat mode  :D :D :D :-*

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« Reply #562 on: April 14, 2014, 08:27 PM »
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i was just getting into my brat mode  :D :D :D :-*

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« Reply #563 on: April 14, 2014, 08:44 PM »
 :D you know you love my brat side  :-*

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« Reply #564 on: April 14, 2014, 08:47 PM »
I know. I was just messing with you. I hope my younger sis was as bratty as you.  ;)
 

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I know. I was just messing with you. I hope my younger sis was as bratty as you.  ;)
:D maybe i can teach her a thing or two  :-*

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« Reply #566 on: April 14, 2014, 09:37 PM »
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:D maybe i can teach her a thing or two  :-*

Nah..she's like my older sister with her "teacher" tone  :D
 

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« Reply #567 on: April 14, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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Nah..she's like my older sister with her "teacher" tone  :D
:D :D :D so she's the little teacher.  :D does she call you immature too?  :P

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« Reply #568 on: April 14, 2014, 10:12 PM »
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:D :D :D so she's the little teacher.  :D does she call you immature too?  :P

All the time  :D
 

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« Reply #569 on: April 14, 2014, 10:17 PM »
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All the time  :D
:D :D well ;D you know, someone once told me serious people are boring  :-*

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« Reply #570 on: April 14, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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:D :D well ;D you know, someone once told me serious people are boring  :-*

I have my serious self. I'm sure you'll meet that side one of these days.
 

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I have my serious self. I'm sure you'll meet that side one of these days.
??? you have different selves?  :P

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« Reply #572 on: April 14, 2014, 10:30 PM »
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??? you have different selves?  :P

Didn't you know?  ???
 

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Didn't you know?  ???
;D well since you aren't in the asylum with me...

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« Reply #574 on: April 14, 2014, 10:38 PM »
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;D well since you aren't in the asylum with me...

I escaped  >:D
 

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« Reply #575 on: April 14, 2014, 10:53 PM »
 :040: why didn't you take me with you :040:

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« Reply #576 on: April 14, 2014, 10:57 PM »
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:040: why didn't you take me with you :040:

You're there as a spy, remember. Spy on DG  ;D
 

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You're there as a spy, remember. Spy on DG  ;D
;D does this mean i get my spy gear?

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« Reply #578 on: April 14, 2014, 11:10 PM »
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;D does this mean i get my spy gear?

You already have one. Don't tell me you lost it  >:(
 

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« Reply #579 on: April 14, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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You already have one. Don't tell me you lost it  >:(
  :angel: sorry
don't blame me, my sister wanted to use it for her class show-n-tell presentation  :P

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