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Offline Rosaly

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Bad Food
« on: January 11, 2013, 11:17 PM »
A man was at a bar when his wife phoned him.

Wife: I cooked, if you'r not home within 20 minutes I'm giving your food to the dog.
Man: Nooo! It's not the dogs fault!
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Offline Coalie Stanton-Love

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Re: Bad Food
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 05:26 AM »
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A man was at a bar when his wife phoned him.

Wife: I cooked, if you'r not home within 20 minutes I'm giving your food to the dog.
Man: Nooo! It's not the dogs fault!

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