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Offline AngelynSmiles

Be careful when you let it out
« on: December 02, 2012, 05:25 AM »
hahahaha hey guyyss!! i just saw this forum and a joke my friends told me came up to mind!!!For some reason, i always laugh whenever i think about it :P Hope you like itt!!

A couple just got married and the husband then tells the bride to use a blindfold because he wants to take her to their new house (which she hasn't seen before) . so she then uses the blindfold and is guided to a place and is seated down. But the bride really REALLYY needs to fart, so she asks the guy if he has anything to drink.
So he says he'll be back in a minute with some iced tea.
And when he goes, she lets the fart out bit by bit and slowly so that he doesn't hear anything.

*a few moments later*

the guy is back and says he's got the iced tea and asks her to get ready because he wants to open the blindfold and show her the surprise house.
BUTTT when the blindfold was opened, she found herself surrounded by some friends and family that were actually there the whole time because they were all invited too! hahahahaha  8)
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Offline CottonCandy987

Re: Be careful when you let it out
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2012, 04:51 AM »