Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
 (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)


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 FOXY LADY :
 Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used
 to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
 Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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 LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
 Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone
 to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of
 breath not a problem.
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 SERENITY NOW :
 I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
 Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
 Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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 WINNING SMILE :
 Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
 to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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 BEATLES OR STONES ?
 I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
 nights and still like to play the guitar.
 If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
 together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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 MEMORIES :
 I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
 If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
 heads together.
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  MINT CONDITION :
 Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
 Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Heck of a pick up line isn't it?

My favorite is

 LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
 Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone
 to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of
 breath not a problem.

I just want to know if they went with a smile on their face.

Is this one yours? Sounds like you   

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 MEMORIES :
 I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
 If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
 heads together.
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Nope.  I can't even remember that.