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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Offline quietgirlwiththebook

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2014, 06:41 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2014, 06:49 PM »
Sorry booklover!  :-*
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #23 on: March 19, 2014, 08:43 PM »
 :D :D :D you know you're going to continue this pattern

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« Reply #24 on: March 19, 2014, 09:29 PM »
We think alike. Besides, I think booklover is already used to us ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #25 on: March 19, 2014, 09:31 PM »
 :D :D she is probably rolling her eyes saying here we go again

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« Reply #26 on: March 19, 2014, 09:40 PM »
She should see that coming  ;D
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #27 on: March 19, 2014, 09:47 PM »
if I leave without notice that is because they are leaving me  :D :D :D

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« Reply #28 on: March 19, 2014, 09:54 PM »
Thanks for the warning...and also, I don't think they will leave you  ;)
 

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« Reply #29 on: March 20, 2014, 08:21 AM »
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Beast?
don't consider yourself the beauty ;)
 

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« Reply #30 on: March 20, 2014, 08:24 AM »
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don't consider yourself the beauty ;)

If you're the beast? No..never  :D
 

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« Reply #31 on: March 20, 2014, 08:25 AM »
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if I leave without notice that is because they are leaving me  :D :D :D
who is leaving you.
should I send Niobe there ?
wish I could email you Niobe ;)
 

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« Reply #32 on: March 20, 2014, 08:27 AM »
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If you're the beast? No..never  :D
oh, you are no beauty to entice the beast :P
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2014, 08:43 AM »
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oh, you are no beauty to entice the beast :P

And you can't transform as the Prince...beast forever :D
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2014, 08:46 AM »
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And you can't transform as the Prince...beast forever :D
yep, no more princes in real world
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2014, 09:01 AM »
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yep, no more princes in real world
There still are  ;)
 

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There still are  ;)
oh, you have a chance with them if you were heroine in harlequin romance novel :P
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2014, 09:11 AM »
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oh, you have a chance with them if you were heroine in harlequin romance novel :P

I'm not looking for a Prince  ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2014, 05:26 PM »
 :) I am!

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« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2014, 07:28 PM »
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:) I am!

You are?  ???
 

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« Reply #40 on: March 20, 2014, 07:39 PM »
 ;D no, i'm looking for a cowboy.  :D

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