Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Lucky guy 

Yes, i am with her in my life.

Well, lucky girl too 

How do you say that.
i thought you will say, yeah you are lucky to have her 

You're a good friend. I'm sure you're a good boyfriend too 

OH! i never pegged you, as saying those words to me.
But i am happy 

Hey...

hey, niobe

Peace 

she'a said several things like that before loco 
and awww you really have a GF ?

Yeah..cute, right? 

they're going to have lil' perverted babies 

Behave..we'll be godmothers  I don't want aperverted grandchild 

okay 
  then we'll have to raise them 

Yeah. They need to be trained from Chuck Norris' awesome daughters. 

On that note, I don't think the mother will allow us near their child then 

Let's pretend we're sweet then