Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Okay brat...see you tomorrow.

sorry, i just realized how many times i said that.  i guess i just want to make sure you don't think i left without saying good-bye 

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using THAT emoji?

Creepy, right? Will give me nightmares 

it looks like it's eyes go all the way down to its lips   

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aww  that one is cute.
agreed (i wish it had a high-five imoji, the fist bump doesn't seem fitting) 

 

You are going to exhaust me trying to find that one 

you don't have to look for it   

i'm determined to stay on until nin gets his ass here 

I'm not sure he'll be online early. It's holiday in India.

BOO 
do you know what holiday? 

Uhmmm...I don't know 

how did you know there was a holiday?
well then he's going to get overwhelmed  look at everything we've posted 

I talked to Arvah 

yeah, he had to read everything 

well he won't have much more to read because i've got to go for real now 
good night!  talk to you tomorrow 

Okay brat 

See you tomorrow.

  what? i don't get FOUR kissy faces? 

What do you need another flying kiss for?