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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
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Offline Niobe

Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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That's what you think. not who i am  :D :D :D

And again, wasn't thinking bout it  ;) I think you're not fully awake yet  :P
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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And again, wasn't thinking bout it  ;) I think you're not fully awake yet  :P
Come and give me some fluids to awake me  :P
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2014, 11:21 PM »
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Gag yourself  :D
I don't want to gag yourself, i like your mouth chattering away ;)
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2014, 11:21 PM »
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Come and give me some fluids to awake me  :P

No water in India?  ???

 :D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2014, 11:24 PM »
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I don't want to gag yourself, i like your mouth chattering away ;)

Pffft..like really? Gag yourself, Nin. Now, is it clear?  ;D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2014, 11:29 PM »
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No water in India?  ???

 :D
You disgrace my country, i'll drown you in Indian Ocean  :D :D :D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2014, 11:30 PM »
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Pffft..like really? Gag yourself, Nin. Now, is it clear?  ;D
Why are you ordering me to gag yourself :P
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2014, 11:33 PM »
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You disgrace my country, i'll drown you in Indian Ocean  :D :D :D

Then why the heck are you asking me for fluids when you can go and consume the Indian Ocean?  :D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2014, 11:34 PM »
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Why are you ordering me to gag yourself :P

It's still early but your inner self is slowly surfacing  ;D Can't you at least hide him even for a day?  ;)
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2014, 11:40 PM »
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Then why the heck are you asking me for fluids when you can go and consume the Indian Ocean?  :D
I was ordering my maid  >:D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2014, 11:46 PM »
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It's still early but your inner self is slowly surfacing  ;D Can't you at least hide him even for a day?  ;)
Hide myself ?
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« Reply #72 on: March 20, 2014, 11:47 PM »
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I was ordering my maid  >:D

How dare you. Even if I were a maid, you won't be able to afford my services  ;)
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #73 on: March 20, 2014, 11:48 PM »
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Hide myself ?

Just the inner you  :-*
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2014, 11:56 PM »
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Just the inner you  :-*
OH! okay, i'll  hide him.
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #75 on: March 21, 2014, 12:03 AM »
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OH! okay, i'll  hide him.

Great  :-*
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #76 on: March 21, 2014, 12:11 AM »
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How dare you. Even if I were a maid, you won't be able to afford my services  ;)
you are maid, how much do you want
12000 peso per month :P
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #77 on: March 21, 2014, 12:22 AM »
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you are maid, how much do you want
12000 peso per month :P

 ;D Don't ask. You can't afford it  ;)
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« Reply #78 on: March 21, 2014, 12:27 AM »
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;D Don't ask. You can't afford it  ;)
I bet you will work for free, if i was rich young billionaire  :D
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #79 on: March 21, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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I bet you will work for free, if i was rich young billionaire  :D

Take note of the words..IF YOU WERE  ;D

Keep on dreaming as it is still free  ;)
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #80 on: March 21, 2014, 12:40 AM »
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Take note of the words..IF YOU WERE  ;D

Keep on dreaming as it is still free  ;)
Don't worry, i will dream, and you will be my maid and there are lots of services you do for me :P
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