Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Even in your dreams I will be resisting you, loco 

Loca loca loca 

  what did i say? twins   

well then your not in luck 

lol true
that would be weird since youre Filipino and he is Indian 

  yes im asian.  but only one - fourth.
plus i couldn't be your twin because i don't drink coffee 

lol true
that would be weird since youre Filipino and he is Indian 

na, she cannot be my twin, i'm so much good looking 

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I wonder where Good went in that phrase 

you just puked it out 

na, she cannot be my twin, i'm so much good looking 

Then why are you always flirting with her 

you just puked it out 

Then why are you always flirting with her 

Because she is single and lonely and you never know when you hit jackpot 

He flirts with everybody  It's a disease 

and Sh knows it, your sister doesn't know much