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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline quietgirlwiththebook

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #101 on: April 04, 2014, 10:16 PM »
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Who's counting?  ;D
:D :D i am

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #102 on: April 04, 2014, 10:26 PM »
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:D :D i am

Why do you have to count :040:
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #103 on: April 04, 2014, 10:31 PM »
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Why do you have to count :040:
:D :D because im a brat   :-*

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #104 on: April 04, 2014, 10:34 PM »
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:D :D because im a brat   :-*

Bratinella  >:D
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #105 on: April 04, 2014, 10:48 PM »
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Bratinella  >:D
lollipop  >:D

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #106 on: April 04, 2014, 10:49 PM »
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lollipop  >:D

you forgot.. :'(

It's suppose to be coffee flavored lollipop  :D
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #107 on: April 04, 2014, 10:53 PM »
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:D :D :D yup well, that's what i am and that's why im the only me  :D
OH you are like Cinder :P
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #108 on: April 04, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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you forgot.. :'(

It's suppose to be coffee flavored lollipop  :D
oh i didn't forget, i just figured you didn't want to be identified by your flavor  :D :D
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OH you are like Cinder :P
:D thank you  :-* :-*

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #109 on: April 04, 2014, 11:04 PM »
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you forgot.. :'(

It's suppose to be coffee flavored lollipop  :D
OH! no call her lollipop but me, she is my lollipop  :-*
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #110 on: April 04, 2014, 11:05 PM »
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OH! no call her lollipop but me, she is my lollipop  :-*

That is creepy  ???
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #111 on: April 04, 2014, 11:13 PM »
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OH! no call her lollipop but me, she is my lollipop  :-*
:D I can call her lollipop if i want to  :P

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #112 on: April 05, 2014, 06:49 AM »
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:D I can call her lollipop if i want to  :P
Look niobe, your little sister gonna call you lollipop.
You certainly aren't feared by her.
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #113 on: April 05, 2014, 06:53 AM »
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Look niobe, your little sister gonna call you lollipop.
You certainly aren't feared by her.

Lollipop is a nice nickname...  ;)
 
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #114 on: April 05, 2014, 06:57 AM »
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Lollipop is a nice nickname...  ;)
Okay, lollipop ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #115 on: April 05, 2014, 07:01 AM »
No problem loco  :-*
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #116 on: April 05, 2014, 07:10 AM »
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No problem loco  :-*
What is your favorite lollipop flavor ?
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #117 on: April 05, 2014, 07:12 AM »
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What is your favorite lollipop flavor ?

Is there a coffee flavored one?  ;)
 
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #118 on: April 05, 2014, 07:21 AM »
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Is there a coffee flavored one?  ;)
i think, so you should come and have a bite  ;D
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #119 on: April 05, 2014, 07:25 AM »
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i think, so you should come and have a bite  ;D

A bite at myself?  :o
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #120 on: April 05, 2014, 07:27 AM »
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A bite at myself?  :o
Lollipop