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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #241 on: May 21, 2014, 11:26 PM »
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Yup. I slept  a little bit early then took some meds so it really did help.
That is nice to hear, otherwise it would be bummer not to have you to hijack with me :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #242 on: May 21, 2014, 11:33 PM »
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That is nice to hear, otherwise it would be bummer not to have you to hijack with me :P

Well...this is addicting.  :D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #243 on: May 21, 2014, 11:41 PM »
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Well...this is addicting.  :D
Maybe we should really open Hijack Addict Anonymous
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #244 on: May 21, 2014, 11:43 PM »
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Maybe we should really open Hijack Addict Anonymous

They can't keep up with you. You live here. I'm just renting.  :P
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #245 on: May 21, 2014, 11:57 PM »
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They can't keep up with you. You live here. I'm just renting.  :P
OH! who says i charge very high ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #246 on: May 22, 2014, 12:04 AM »
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OH! who says i charge very high ?

I thought you give it for free?  ???
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #247 on: May 22, 2014, 12:06 AM »
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I thought you give it for free?  ???
Why would i Do errands for free :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #248 on: May 22, 2014, 12:08 AM »
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Why would i Do errands for free :P

Because you're a nice and helpful boy.  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #249 on: May 22, 2014, 12:14 AM »
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Because you're a nice and helpful boy.  ;D
Well, that is exactly i am ;)
I work For Food :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #250 on: May 22, 2014, 12:16 AM »
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Well, that is exactly i am ;)
I work For Food :P

See? You confirm that you're giving it for free?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #251 on: May 22, 2014, 12:23 AM »
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See? You confirm that you're giving it for free?
it is not for free, i do the errand and they give me food :P
it is a commerce before the time, money was made by human :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #252 on: May 22, 2014, 12:54 AM »
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it is not for free, i do the errand and they give me food :P
it is a commerce before the time, money was made by human :P

 :-[ :-[
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #253 on: May 22, 2014, 12:59 AM »
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:-[ :-[
What Happened ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #254 on: May 22, 2014, 01:14 AM »
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What Happened ?

Nothing. I just remembered something.  :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #255 on: May 22, 2014, 01:17 AM »
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Nothing. I just remembered something.  :-*
What you remembered :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #256 on: May 22, 2014, 03:48 AM »
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What you remembered :P

Nothing that concerns you Ninjumper  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #257 on: May 27, 2014, 01:10 AM »
ah, so it is about me ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #258 on: May 27, 2014, 09:13 PM »
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ah, so it is about me ;)

You think that everything is about you. Are you the center of the Solar System now?  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #259 on: May 28, 2014, 12:27 AM »
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You think that everything is about you. Are you the center of the Solar System now?  ;D
I am The Sun, how did you Figure it out.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #260 on: May 28, 2014, 12:41 AM »
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I am The Sun, how did you Figure it out.

Because I asked you to be my sun.  :D
 

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