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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2014, 05:17 AM »
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I was talking about you and your red and white roses  ;)
and i was talking about woman  :D
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2014, 05:32 AM »
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and i was talking about woman  :D

Which does not exist  ;)
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2014, 05:36 AM »
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Which does not exist  ;)
Aren't you a woman, don't you exist  :o
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2014, 05:41 AM »
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Aren't you a woman, don't you exist  :o

Me and you do not belong in the same sentence  :-*
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2014, 05:47 AM »
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Me and you do not belong in the same sentence  :-*
i didn't write them in a sentence, i was asking a question  :P :P :P
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2014, 05:52 AM »
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i didn't write them in a sentence, i was asking a question  :P :P :P

Whichever  :-* would never happen  ;D

 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2014, 06:10 AM »
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Whichever  :-* would never happen  ;D
you are really confused.
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2014, 08:28 AM »
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you are really confused.

I'm not...maybe you are  :P
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2014, 06:49 PM »
 :D :D

Things change
 
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2014, 10:59 PM »
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:D :D
why are you laughing so much ?
 

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« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2014, 06:23 PM »
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why are you laughing so much ?
;D because i was happy and sleepy
 would you rather me be mad?  >:(

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #52 on: March 29, 2014, 08:34 PM »
 :-*
 

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« Reply #53 on: March 29, 2014, 08:39 PM »
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:-*
;D  :-*

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2014, 08:59 PM »
I don't even remember the topic (if there was) in every thread we hijack  :-\
 

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« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2014, 09:04 PM »
 :D :D :D i think we are committing a sin  :P

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2014, 09:21 PM »
Should we find a priest now?

Random question..are you a catholic?
 

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« Reply #57 on: March 29, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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Should we find a priest now?

Random question..are you a catholic?
:D :D :D if you've got him on speed dial :kiss:

 ;D and no im not catholic, i don't really believe in ONE religion  :angel: i feel like it's impossible for just one out of all of them to be COMPLETELY true

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2014, 12:48 AM »
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;D because i was happy and sleepy
 would you rather me be mad?  >:(
no, not mad :P
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2014, 12:51 AM »
HA HA, she won't confess her sin.

Niobe, Confess your sins to me ;)
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2014, 01:01 AM »
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HA HA, she won't confess her sin.

Niobe, Confess your sins to me ;)

You're dragging me into your role playing fantasy now?  :P
 
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