An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

No, i was playing the priest.
and hear the juicy details

I just had my confession last week. No need for another now 

wow you did ?

Yup 

what was the confession
hope not that you were in relationship with a Facebook guy

Your interest in my personal affairs is starting to creep me out 

Quit it 

okay  :-*and wait  for real?

what do you think? 

nope

Brat 

well, i just don't think you'd do enough to make a confession 

sins, you mean?

well, no.  i mean that i don't think that you'd do something that bad

I like what you think 

it's the truth no kissing-up intended

I do white lies sometimes 

yes but so does everyone we know. That is not enough to have a confession

It is advisable that confessions be done every month 

oh well then i guess that im wrong, you need to confess for your white lies 

Yeah..need to lessen it at least