An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

don't worry, she confessed that she doesn't trust her Facebook boyfriend.

So, you're answering for me now?

Can't i ?

are you me?

nope

Who are you? 

I'm the only me 

And that means? 

Im me

And you are? 

a half imoji half human girl

Geez,,that's freaking creepy 

yup well, that's what i am and that's why im the only me 

I have an alien sister  That's freaking cool...

hahaha 
well, you know, that's people's usual reaction when they find out my true identity
just don't tell anyone!

 

You know I'm good with secrets..and give me that whip

took it back 
  along with several others

I am getting it back          

you counted wrong 

Who's counting?