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Offline ninjumper

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Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2014, 05:11 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2014, 05:17 AM »
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;D
it is amusing to you ?
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2014, 05:34 AM »
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it is amusing to you ?

It is  ;D
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2014, 06:02 PM »
 :040: bad husband
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2014, 07:55 PM »
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:040: bad husband

Very :P
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 10:20 PM »
 :-X
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2014, 07:48 PM »
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:-X
;D what? YOU'RE a terrible husband?
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 10:48 PM »
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;D what? YOU'RE a terrible husband?
i don't have a wife, yet.
I am looking for a Girl who is as cute as Miranda Kerr.
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 11:46 PM »
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i don't have a wife, yet.
I am looking for a Girl who is as cute as Miranda Kerr.

Are you in any way as hot as Orlando Bloom? If not....   :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2014, 11:48 PM »
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Are you in any way as hot as Orlando Bloom? If not....   :D :D :D :D
i have been told, i'm better looking than him  :D
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2014, 11:50 PM »
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i have been told, i'm better looking than him  :D

Who told you? Your mom?  :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2014, 11:53 PM »
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Who told you? Your mom?  :D :D :D :D
no me, when i looked ta mirror  :D :D
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2014, 11:54 PM »
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no me, when i looked ta mirror  :D :D

So how was the mirror? I'm sure it broke into pieces now..  :D :D :D
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2014, 12:20 AM »
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So how was the mirror? I'm sure it broke into pieces now..  :D :D :D
NO, then i saw you standing behind me all dead about to eat me :P
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« Reply #15 on: March 28, 2014, 12:27 AM »
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NO, then i saw you standing behind me all dead about to eat me :P

Are you even tasty or edible?  :D
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« Reply #16 on: March 28, 2014, 12:35 AM »
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Are you even tasty or edible?  :D
do ghost care for that :P
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #17 on: March 28, 2014, 12:38 AM »
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do ghost care for that :P

This ghost has taste  :D
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« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2014, 12:47 AM »
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This ghost has taste  :D
Really, you have sill your taste Bud  ;D
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2014, 12:55 AM »
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Really, you have sill your taste Bud  ;D

My taste bud is none of your concern  :P
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