"I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door." - Cher
"It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day." - Lady Victoria Hervey
"If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final." - Cyndi Lauper
"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god." - Celine Dion
"I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them." - Lindsay Lohan
"When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes." - Nicole Richie
"Comedy is funny." - Goldie Hawn
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera
"I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car." - Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
"I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want." - Catherine Zeta-Jones
"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young." - Cameron Diaz
"The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself." - Dannii Minogue
"As humans we speak one language..." - Avril Lavigne
"If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours." - Paris Hilton to Jackie Collins
"Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea." - Jessica Simpson
"Why do you think marriage is a bum deal, for you as a gay person?" - Ann Leslie
"Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word" - Frank Bough
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours" - Yogi Berra
" This is a great day for France!" --Said while attending Charles De Gaulle's Funeral.
- Richard Nixon
"A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long." - Rosie Barnes
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey