Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper
These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)
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FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used
to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, Fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
Take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
heads together.
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MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model , high mileage, good condition, some hair, Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.