Setting up the computer and a screen, for a power point presentation for your wife, to show her all the reasons you should break up. A friend did this, ans still has no clue why she lost the plot and had a melt down and threw him out. He thought he was being helpful and calm, She had no idea he was unhappy. When his father told us, we did our best not to cry laughing, we always knew he had poor people skills sometimes, but holy hell....