Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

killing period is BAD

  is it?

yes
  unless you're killing someone who is already dead 

So can we call it double dead then? 

i guess,   if you pay me $20 

$20? What will you so with it? 

She'll be the one paying? 

Maybe he told her he don't have his pocket money 

Why would he say that? 

maybe he blew it on some gift for her 

Hmmmm...that's acceotable 

are you sure you put it right 

Typo 

OH! cute avi 

DG strikes again 

He is fascinated with anything associated with pink 

OH! well i think, the avi look cute and bubble like you.
maybe it is his favorite color

yeah..I told him so. I like the zombie one more. 

Yeah, that one was hot

I guess he wants something cute now 

Maybe he is in his little girl phase 

Good thing the guy is busy or your AVI will be in jeopardy