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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #521 on: April 12, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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^-^ i'm sorry, my tablet didn't notify me that you replied to all of these  8)
and my name is not julia anymore  ;D

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« Reply #522 on: April 12, 2014, 09:35 PM »
nope   :57:
Phyllis  :D :D

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« Reply #523 on: April 12, 2014, 09:47 PM »
What?  :o
 

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« Reply #524 on: April 12, 2014, 09:51 PM »
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What?  :o
:D :D :D just kidding
 ;D isn't that a bad name for a girl?  :P
i was just thinking about that while reading my book  8)

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« Reply #525 on: April 12, 2014, 10:01 PM »
You got me there  ???
 

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« Reply #526 on: April 12, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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You got me there  ???
really? :D :D :D
 i was just reading about a character named that  :D :D
 :D :D but, seriously, isn't that a bad name   8)

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« Reply #527 on: April 12, 2014, 10:23 PM »
Yeah...sounds like a disease  :-X
 

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« Reply #528 on: April 13, 2014, 07:57 PM »
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Yeah...sounds like a disease  :-X
:D :D :D :D it DOES!!!
omg i hope you don't know anyone with that name  8)

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« Reply #529 on: April 13, 2014, 08:49 PM »
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:D :D :D :D it DOES!!!
omg i hope you don't know anyone with that name  8)

Nope, I don't.  :D And even if I have, I would never call her/him that. Maybe abbreviate it or come up with a good sobriquet.  ;) Freaking nightmare  :D
 

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« Reply #530 on: April 13, 2014, 08:54 PM »
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Nope, I don't.  :D And even if I have, I would never call her/him that. Maybe abbreviate it or come up with a good sobriquet.  ;) Freaking nightmare  :D
:D :D :D like lisa or something  8)
 ??? i just realized, what if someone HERE has that name?  8)  :-X

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:D :D :D like lisa or something  8)
 ??? i just realized, what if someone HERE has that name?  8)  :-X

 :-X :-X :-X

Well, let's just hope he/she is not reading this  :D
 

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« Reply #532 on: April 13, 2014, 09:19 PM »
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:-X :-X :-X

Well, let's just hope he/she is not reading this  :D
:D :D :D so the name is unisex?  8) think of a guy with that name  :P

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« Reply #533 on: April 13, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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:D :D :D so the name is unisex?  8) think of a guy with that name  :P

hey, you'll never know. I have a classmate in high school named JANE and he's a dude  ;)
 

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« Reply #534 on: April 13, 2014, 09:53 PM »
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hey, you'll never know. I have a classmate in high school named JANE and he's a dude  ;)
:D :D :D poor guy. was he , at least, good-looking?  8)

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« Reply #535 on: April 13, 2014, 09:55 PM »
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:D :D :D poor guy. was he , at least, good-looking?  8)

Uhmmmm...let's just say that he's tall  :D :D :D

We call him JAY though  ;D
 

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Uhmmmm...let's just say that he's tall  :D :D :D

We call him JAY though  ;D
;D well he's got one thing going for him at least. wait  ;D HOW tall?
and at least he was creative  :D

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« Reply #537 on: April 13, 2014, 10:34 PM »
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;D well he's got one thing going for him at least. wait  ;D HOW tall?
and at least he was creative  :D

Yeah, but you know...we tease him and call him JANE. Everytime at the start of the school year, his name will be on the girls list  :D :D

He's 5'9  :)
 

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« Reply #538 on: April 13, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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Yeah, but you know...we tease him and call him JANE. Everytime at the start of the school year, his name will be on the girls list  :D :D

He's 5'9  :)
you guys go by gender?  :laugh: well poor him.

and that IS tall, taller than me  8)
 :D :D :D i thought you'd say something like 5'5" or something like that   :P

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« Reply #539 on: April 13, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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you guys go by gender?  :laugh: well poor him.

and that IS tall, taller than me  8)
 :D :D :D i thought you'd say something like 5'5" or something like that   :P

yeah, we do.

I know, that is why I said tall. He was a varsity in college. Too bad he has that name  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #540 on: April 13, 2014, 11:42 PM »
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yeah, we do.

I know, that is why I said tall. He was a varsity in college. Too bad he has that name  :D :D :D
>:D college?
that name must have been taken away a huge amount of ego points  :D :D :D :D

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