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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2014, 05:05 AM »
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Aww, you won't want me dreaming of doing that.  :D

Well..at least dreams are free  :P
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #62 on: March 15, 2014, 05:24 AM »
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Well..at least dreams are free  :P
and in dreams i can do anything with you :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #63 on: March 15, 2014, 05:29 AM »
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and in dreams i can do anything with you :P

just don't tell me about it  :P

like I won't tell you how I am murdering you in my dreams
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #64 on: March 15, 2014, 05:30 AM »
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just don't tell me about it  :P

like I won't tell you how I am murdering you in my dreams
OH! will you murder me ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #65 on: March 15, 2014, 05:32 AM »
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OH! will you murder me ?

Are you having fun thinking about it?  ???
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #66 on: March 15, 2014, 05:38 AM »
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Are you having fun thinking about it?  ???
well, yeah, hoping to enjoy it, even in my dreams
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #67 on: March 15, 2014, 05:46 AM »
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well, yeah, hoping to enjoy it, even in my dreams

Weird... :undecided:
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #68 on: March 15, 2014, 05:48 AM »
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Weird... :undecided:
You
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #69 on: March 15, 2014, 05:53 AM »
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You

Weirder  :021:
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #70 on: March 15, 2014, 06:02 AM »
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Weirder  :021:
you
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #71 on: March 15, 2014, 06:04 AM »
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you

you
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #72 on: March 15, 2014, 06:06 AM »
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you
LOve
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #73 on: March 15, 2014, 06:10 AM »
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LOve

LOve
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #74 on: March 15, 2014, 06:20 AM »
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LOve
you
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #75 on: March 15, 2014, 06:26 AM »
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you

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #76 on: March 15, 2014, 06:44 AM »
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waking up
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #77 on: March 15, 2014, 06:49 AM »
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waking up

every morning
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #78 on: March 15, 2014, 11:34 AM »
 :D :D what?

Things change
 

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« Reply #79 on: March 15, 2014, 05:53 PM »
 ;D
 

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« Reply #80 on: March 15, 2014, 11:08 PM »
 ;D hella random

Things change
 

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