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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: Love chicken
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2014, 12:53 AM »
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;D hella random

 :-*
 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #82 on: March 16, 2014, 02:25 AM »
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;D hella random
well, we like to go random and weird, normal doesn't work for us. >:D
 

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« Reply #83 on: March 16, 2014, 05:04 AM »
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well, we like to go random and weird, normal doesn't work for us. >:D
I'm normal. You're not normal?  :o
 

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« Reply #84 on: March 16, 2014, 06:56 AM »
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I'm normal. You're not normal?  :o
I never said i'm notmal ;)
i know there is small Ms. nin inside you too, waiting to be unleashed and show her pervy self ;)
 

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« Reply #85 on: March 16, 2014, 07:19 AM »
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I never said i'm notmal ;)
i know there is small Ms. nin inside you too, waiting to be unleashed and show her pervy self ;)

You have to stop dragging me in this fantasy world of yours  :P
 

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« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2014, 07:27 AM »
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You have to stop dragging me in this fantasy world of yours  :P
you always come there with me and then you run away, when you think you were about to be unraveled.
 

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« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2014, 07:35 AM »
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you always come there with me and then you run away, when you think you were about to be unraveled.

I'm not some mystery that should be unraveled. Besides, I would never come with you willingly  :P
 

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« Reply #88 on: March 16, 2014, 07:47 AM »
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I'm not some mystery that should be unraveled. Besides, I would never come with you willingly  :P
yeah, you were with me in your sexy clothes on to hunt some dudes ?
and weren't you my wing woman, who will help me land a hot Red head ?
 

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« Reply #89 on: March 16, 2014, 08:19 AM »
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yeah, you were with me in your sexy clothes on to hunt some dudes ?
and weren't you my wing woman, who will help me land a hot Red head ?

Hunt? I don't hunt....they come to me. And why you need a wing woman? Can't snag a girl on your own?
 

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« Reply #90 on: March 16, 2014, 08:38 AM »
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Hunt? I don't hunt....they come to me. And why you need a wing woman? Can't snag a girl on your own?
well I need a woman who brags about my good looks and other useful skills to snag woman and get them to.my or her abode
 

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« Reply #91 on: March 16, 2014, 08:44 AM »
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well I need a woman who brags about my good looks and other useful skills to snag woman and get them to.my or her abode

Well...that's sad cause I am not a liar...I can't say those bogus stuff to you.
 

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« Reply #92 on: March 16, 2014, 06:01 PM »
 :-*
 ;D at least he wouldn't be flirting with you

Things change
 

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« Reply #93 on: March 16, 2014, 07:43 PM »
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:-*
 ;D at least he wouldn't be flirting with you

He wouldn't dare  :strong:
 

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« Reply #94 on: March 16, 2014, 08:13 PM »
I dont know  ;D nin can be unpredictable at times  :D

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« Reply #95 on: March 16, 2014, 08:27 PM »
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I dont know  ;D nin can be unpredictable at times  :D

Nah..he's pretty predictable.

Wait..it's still Sunday there?  :'(
 

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« Reply #96 on: March 16, 2014, 08:40 PM »
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Nah..he's pretty predictable.

Wait..it's still Sunday there?  :'(
;D didn't you read my warning sign, I was being sarcastic

yup, but itis late so it mightas well be monday  ;)

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« Reply #97 on: March 16, 2014, 08:45 PM »
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;D didn't you read my warning sign, I was being sarcastic

yup, but itis late so it mightas well be monday  ;)

It's already Monday here  :'(

At least it is ending for me  ^-^
 

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« Reply #98 on: March 16, 2014, 09:17 PM »
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It's already Monday here  :'(

At least it is ending for me  ^-^
what time is it over there?

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« Reply #99 on: March 16, 2014, 09:20 PM »
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what time is it over there?

12:20 pm. There?
 

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« Reply #100 on: March 16, 2014, 09:34 PM »
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12:20 pm. There?
9:34 pm  :( wish tomorrow was friday

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