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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #101 on: March 13, 2014, 08:41 PM »
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:D :D :D

Smart girl..but you know of the saying that first impression last?
well you mastered the most Important task  ;D mission  :fire:
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« Reply #102 on: March 13, 2014, 09:34 PM »
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well you mastered the most Important task  ;D mission  :fire:

Riiiggggghhttttt..it is always look on the bright side of things  ;)
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« Reply #103 on: March 14, 2014, 05:46 PM »
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Riiiggggghhttttt..it is always look on the bright side of things  ;)
;D i wonder if thats what nin thinks to himself whenever he gets rejected
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« Reply #104 on: March 14, 2014, 06:06 PM »
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;D i wonder if thats what nin thinks to himself whenever he gets rejected

I see you're on early
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« Reply #105 on: March 14, 2014, 07:04 PM »
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I see you're on early
yup  :-*
 BTW :) when is the wedding?
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« Reply #106 on: March 14, 2014, 10:56 PM »
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;D i wonder if thats what nin thinks to himself whenever he gets rejected
i never get rejected :P
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« Reply #107 on: March 14, 2014, 11:20 PM »
 :-X
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« Reply #108 on: March 14, 2014, 11:58 PM »
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:-X
why gone quiet ;)
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #109 on: March 15, 2014, 12:01 AM »
 ;D because sometimes the best thing to do is shut up , so...  :-X
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« Reply #110 on: March 15, 2014, 12:08 AM »
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;D because sometimes the best thing to do is shut up , so...  :-X
Okay shut up, julia and go to bed.
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« Reply #111 on: March 15, 2014, 12:13 AM »
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Okay shut up, julia and go to bed.
already sleeping :015:
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« Reply #112 on: March 15, 2014, 02:56 AM »
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already sleeping :015:

You didn't wait for me  :'(
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« Reply #113 on: March 15, 2014, 02:59 AM »
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You didn't wait for me  :'(
you came now, she would have been a walking zombie by now :P
and she doesn't drink coffee.
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« Reply #114 on: March 15, 2014, 03:01 AM »
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you came now, she would have been a walking zombie by now :P
and she doesn't drink coffee.

Stupid timezone  >:(

Well, I can function with just a 2 hour sleep even without coffee  ;)
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« Reply #115 on: March 15, 2014, 03:02 AM »
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Stupid timezone  >:(

Well, I can function with just a 2 hour sleep even without coffee  ;)
well, she is teenager and she needs her beauty sleep.
you don't, your bad.
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« Reply #116 on: March 15, 2014, 03:05 AM »
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well, she is teenager and she needs her beauty sleep.
you don't, your bad.

What does the phrase in bold mean exactly?  :mad:

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« Reply #117 on: March 15, 2014, 03:10 AM »
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What does the phrase in bold mean exactly?  :mad:
that means I didn't bold it. >:D
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« Reply #118 on: March 15, 2014, 03:15 AM »
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that means I didn't bold it. >:D

Fine..I'll take it the way it is   ;D
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« Reply #119 on: March 15, 2014, 03:19 AM »
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Fine..I'll take it the way it is   ;D
sweetie, don't feel bad.
I meant you must be beautiful as I was told by Julia.
you can do with little less sleep, I guess.
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« Reply #120 on: March 15, 2014, 03:24 AM »
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sweetie, don't feel bad.
I meant you must be beautiful as I was told by Julia.
you can do with little less sleep, I guess.

Don't sweetie me :040:

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