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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #221 on: March 20, 2014, 08:25 PM »
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then you're a good big sister  :-*
 ;D  do you forgive as easily in RL?
I forgive but doesn't forget  :D :D

So if you're a brat..I can be 10x worse. Nah, I think I am the forgiving type.  ;)

Are you?
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #222 on: March 20, 2014, 08:35 PM »
 ;D yeah, i forgive ... after a little ranting to my shrink  :D :D :D kidding

 :kiss: gtg; eating dinner  :-*

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« Reply #223 on: March 20, 2014, 09:38 PM »
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;D yeah, i forgive ... after a little ranting to my shrink  :D :D :D kidding

 :kiss: gtg; eating dinner  :-*

And I think you went to bed. Good night Julia  :-*
 

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« Reply #224 on: March 21, 2014, 08:47 PM »
 :-* im back now!

but no one is online yet  :'(

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« Reply #225 on: March 21, 2014, 09:28 PM »
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:-* im back now!

but no one is online yet  :'(

I'm here sweet  :-*
 

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« Reply #226 on: March 21, 2014, 09:41 PM »
 ;D finally

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« Reply #227 on: March 21, 2014, 09:44 PM »
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;D finally

You do realize I go online cause of you  :-* :-*
 

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« Reply #228 on: March 21, 2014, 10:13 PM »
 ^-^ yeah  :-* :-*
 
 :laugh: am i the only one who talks to you every day ;D except for nin?

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« Reply #229 on: March 21, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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^-^ yeah  :-* :-*
 
 :laugh: am i the only one who talks to you every day ;D except for nin?

No..but you're my favorite *looks around*
 

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« Reply #230 on: March 21, 2014, 10:30 PM »
 :D :D :D :D  :-*
i won't tell  :-X

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« Reply #231 on: March 21, 2014, 10:31 PM »
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:D :D :D :D  :-*
i won't tell  :-X

 I know you wont  :D :D
 

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« Reply #232 on: March 21, 2014, 10:35 PM »
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No..but you're my favorite *looks around*
OH! you said that to me on Personal message too   :o
 

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« Reply #233 on: March 21, 2014, 10:38 PM »
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OH! you said that to me on Personal message too   :o

Hey, wake up..  ;D I think you're still in dreamland  ^-^
 

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« Reply #234 on: March 21, 2014, 10:51 PM »
awww, let the sickly be happy  :D

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« Reply #235 on: March 21, 2014, 10:54 PM »
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awww, let the sickly be happy  :D
Yeah, she can't be happy in other people's happiness.
such a sadist girl.
 

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« Reply #236 on: March 21, 2014, 10:55 PM »
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Yeah, she can't be happy in other people's happiness.
such a sadist girl.

Sadist..bad word brother  ;)
 

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Re: mother in law
« Reply #237 on: March 21, 2014, 11:05 PM »
Optimist...good word

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« Reply #238 on: March 21, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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Optimist...good word

 :sign0098:
 

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« Reply #239 on: March 21, 2014, 11:09 PM »
Now she is calling me brother, after saying she don't want a relationship with me :P
 

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« Reply #240 on: March 21, 2014, 11:10 PM »
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Now she is calling me brother, after saying she don't want a relationship with me :P

Are you talking to me?
 

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