An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day. 

she never said she wanted a relationship with you ...other than a friend relationship

master of assumption 

i meant brother relationship
aren't brother sister related.
where are you getting education, Cookie 

Hey 

i meant brother relationship
aren't brother sister related.
where are you getting education, Cookie 

im not a cookie!

Giving me another degree

one you would get a Eegit University 

Hey 

yes i'll whip you
bend over lift your booty up

yes i'll whip you
bend over lift your booty up

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not cookie!

and  are you obsessed with niobe's butt or something?

not cookie!

and  are you obsessed with niobe's butt or something?

I haven't seen the butt in question yet
so i can't say if i was talking about her or someone else

yes, i'll drill the whole

 

And you never will 

someday i'll

Goodluck with that 

thank you, all i need is your blessing and you snapping pic of your butt