A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

Am I influencing you?

Yes, that is why i am sweet today 

Okay. I'm going to spread sweetness everyday. 

You're already sweet. 

You are making me go 

Huh! You are capable of blushing? 

well, i have to use red color

How about this ---->> 

No, not that red

You said red.  You should have indicate the shade of red. 

You mean crimson ?

Rusty red. 

don't they use crimson when you blush

I like to be different. 

So rusty red is your blushing color

I don't blush.

Not even when your boyfriend look at you ?

No. I faint when he looks at me. Kidding.