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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #401 on: May 29, 2014, 04:07 AM »
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No. I faint when he looks at me. Kidding.  :D
Faint, like you are hinata and he is naruto  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #402 on: May 29, 2014, 04:09 AM »
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Faint, like you are hinata and he is naruto  :D

 :D :D

Poor naruto is clueless  :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #403 on: May 29, 2014, 04:37 AM »
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:D :D

Poor naruto is clueless  :P
well, because he is Bit thick in head :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #404 on: May 29, 2014, 06:05 AM »
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well, because he is Bit thick in head :P

Or maybe because he likes Sakura.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #405 on: May 29, 2014, 11:51 PM »
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Or maybe because he likes Sakura.
He do likes sakura, but we don't know if he will get sakura or she will become A maiden for life  :D :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #406 on: May 29, 2014, 11:52 PM »
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He do likes sakura, but we don't know if he will get sakura or she will become A maiden for life  :D :D

Sakura has a thing for Sasuke  8) But then again, I don't see Sakura falling with someone like Naruto.  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #407 on: May 30, 2014, 12:16 AM »
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Sakura has a thing for Sasuke  8) But then again, I don't see Sakura falling with someone like Naruto.  ;)
Hmm, did you saw season 9 of Naruto Shippuden ?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #408 on: May 30, 2014, 12:28 AM »
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Hmm, did you saw season 9 of Naruto Shippuden ?

Why? Got a spoiler for me?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #409 on: May 30, 2014, 12:40 AM »
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Why? Got a spoiler for me?
Sakura Makes out with Naruto  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #410 on: May 30, 2014, 01:06 AM »
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Sakura Makes out with Naruto  :D

Very funny...not. Are you sure it's not the "other" cartoon you're watching?  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #411 on: May 30, 2014, 01:07 AM »
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Very funny...not. Are you sure it's not the "other" cartoon you're watching?  ;)
well, in other cartoon, it is just more than make out  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #412 on: May 30, 2014, 01:24 AM »
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well, in other cartoon, it is just more than make out  :D

You watch a lot and you might have mixed them up.  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #413 on: May 30, 2014, 01:29 AM »
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You watch a lot and you might have mixed them up.  :D
well, i might have mixed them up, but i like it  :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #414 on: May 30, 2014, 01:34 AM »
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well, i might have mixed them up, but i like it  :P

What? Naruto or the OTher cartoon?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #415 on: May 30, 2014, 01:40 AM »
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What? Naruto or the OTher cartoon?
The other cartoon :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #416 on: May 30, 2014, 01:47 AM »
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The other cartoon :P

Okay..I won't ask for anything more  :-X
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #417 on: May 30, 2014, 01:57 AM »
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Okay..I won't ask for anything more  :-X
Scaredy cat
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #418 on: May 30, 2014, 02:07 AM »
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Scaredy cat

I'm not. Just keeping it clean.  :P
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #419 on: May 30, 2014, 02:13 AM »
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I'm not. Just keeping it clean.  :P
I have kept it clean :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #420 on: May 30, 2014, 02:17 AM »
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I have kept it clean :P

People won't believe you.
 

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