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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #421 on: May 30, 2014, 02:52 AM »
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People won't believe you.
I don't care, call the health inspector  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #422 on: May 30, 2014, 02:57 AM »
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I don't care, call the health inspector  :D

You mean pest control  :D :D :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #423 on: May 30, 2014, 03:07 AM »
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You mean pest control  :D :D :D
If that is what you call them :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #424 on: May 30, 2014, 03:11 AM »
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If that is what you call them :P

It is what it is called  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #425 on: June 03, 2014, 12:13 AM »
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It is what it is called  :D
No, health inspector gives grade to a place based on the standard he knows :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #426 on: June 03, 2014, 12:25 AM »
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No, health inspector gives grade to a place based on the standard he knows :P

Well, we call pest control every month to ensure that no pest runs around in the work area. Health inspector I believe is applicable to food industries.  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #427 on: June 03, 2014, 12:33 AM »
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Well, we call pest control every month to ensure that no pest runs around in the work area. Health inspector I believe is applicable to food industries.  ;)
Yes, so No pest control here.
why people bring pest with them to office  :D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #428 on: June 03, 2014, 12:38 AM »
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Yes, so No pest control here.
why people bring pest with them to office  :D

Well, there's this guy who brings his gecko to work.  :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #429 on: June 03, 2014, 12:45 AM »
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Well, there's this guy who brings his gecko to work.  :P
OH! you mean his pet gecko, don't the gecko eat the insects ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #430 on: June 03, 2014, 12:54 AM »
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OH! you mean his pet gecko, don't the gecko eat the insects ?

Yes. He breeds them. Cute creatures.  :)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #431 on: June 03, 2014, 12:56 AM »
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Yes. He breeds them. Cute creatures.  :)
Yes they are cute ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #432 on: June 03, 2014, 01:15 AM »
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Yes they are cute ;)
Have you hold one?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #433 on: June 03, 2014, 01:26 AM »
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Have you hold one?
Not the pet one, the one who are wild one.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #434 on: June 03, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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Not the pet one, the one who are wild one.

Really? You went in the wild?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #435 on: June 03, 2014, 01:32 AM »
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Really? You went in the wild?
Yeah, i did.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #436 on: June 03, 2014, 01:37 AM »
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Yeah, i did.

When?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #437 on: June 03, 2014, 02:02 AM »
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When?
When i was young, i got lost in jungle.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #438 on: June 03, 2014, 02:38 AM »
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When i was young, i got lost in jungle.

Are we talking about something real here?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Social Security
« Reply #439 on: June 03, 2014, 02:56 AM »
And then i realize i was reading Jungle Book
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #440 on: June 03, 2014, 03:29 AM »
See what I mean You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 

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