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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2014, 10:48 PM »
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:banghead: :banghead: :021: :021: I DON'T LIKE HIM


 :-*

Awww brat..don't be like that.  :-* I'm sure if you look closely, there will be something in him that you'll like.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2014, 10:54 PM »
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Awww brat..don't be like that.  :-* I'm sure if you look closely, there will be something in him that you'll like.
;D even if i did , which i DON'T  :P , he doesn't like me so it doesn't matter

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #63 on: March 30, 2014, 04:35 AM »
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;D even if i did , which i DON'T  :P , he doesn't like me so it doesn't matter

Awww brat...he has no gf, right?
 

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« Reply #64 on: March 30, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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Awww brat...he has no gf, right?
No  :D of course not,  ;D he's kind of socially awkward right now and he also seems to like my other friend so...

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« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2014, 10:21 PM »
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No  :D of course not,  ;D he's kind of socially awkward right now and he also seems to like my other friend so...

Oh..seems to like? So he's not courting her or anything  ;D
 

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« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2014, 10:36 PM »
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Oh..seems to like? So he's not courting her or anything  ;D
;D he gives her the googly eyes but she never seems to notice

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« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2014, 10:41 PM »
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;D he gives her the googly eyes but she never seems to notice

Awww..so you're like the bridge?  8)
 

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« Reply #68 on: March 30, 2014, 10:53 PM »
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Awww..so you're like the bridge?  8)
yup  :-*

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2014, 10:56 PM »
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yup  :-*

Don't you know of the saying that bridge becomes the lover?
 

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« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2014, 11:10 PM »
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Don't you know of the saying that bridge becomes the lover?
no  :-\ do i want to?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2014, 11:16 PM »
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no  :-\ do i want to?

That got you thinking, eh?  :P
 

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« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2014, 11:23 PM »
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;D he is so innocent and childlike, honestly we could never work we are to different AND i'm not even attracted to him so... ;D
OH! cookie.
let me give you some wisdom.
LOVE comes from unexpected places, from unexpected person.
you don't control who you love and why you love.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2014, 11:24 PM »
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;D even if i did , which i DON'T  :P , he doesn't like me so it doesn't matter
see, she does like him, but afraid he doesn't like her.
 

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« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2014, 11:24 PM »
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OH! cookie.
let me give you some wisdom.
LOVE comes from unexpected places, from unexpected person.
you don't control who you love and why you love.

Quoting from experience?  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #75 on: March 30, 2014, 11:25 PM »
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see, she does like him, but afraid he doesn't like her.

You say the best things today  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #76 on: March 30, 2014, 11:27 PM »
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Quoting from experience?  ;)
Yes, i did fall for a girl hard.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #77 on: March 30, 2014, 11:30 PM »
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You say the best things today  :D
Thank you madam.
Here is for you  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #78 on: March 30, 2014, 11:30 PM »
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Yes, i did fall for a girl hard.

good for you  :-*

I agree on what you said too  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #79 on: March 30, 2014, 11:31 PM »
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Thank you madam.
Here is for you  :-*

You're welcome Sir

Giving it back  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #80 on: March 30, 2014, 11:33 PM »
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Yes, i did fall for a girl hard.
awww , im sorry  :-*
but to everything else  :P :P :P

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