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mayur47 · « **on:** December 05, 2008, 12:52 AM »

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What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
* TAILOR

SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

??
* Sita MEMORY hai (RAM=RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY yar./)

Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!

The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...

How do u CUT roads?

?
By LAUGHING?

??
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
Why???
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..

socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold

Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai

?
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question

* So, Which Platform are you Working on

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Don't Kill your wife with housework. Let our washing machine do it for you.
If you love someone ?
* Go get it (Visa power)

Want to propose to a girl ?
* Just do it. (Nike)

Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)

Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)

Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)

A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)

If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)

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