Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

not saying to you, i know you don't like boys 

You would never dare saying it to me 

why would i say something about my rugged good looks to you

You wouldn't  Because I'm lost between rugged and looks  I wonder where "good" went 

it went between your chest cavity

so "chest good cavity"? 

no, ate it

Is it edible? 

you ate it, you should know it.

WTH are you talking about? 

see astronomically smart thing no 2 

Nope..cannot see 

I know you can't, you are too smart to see it

You are so being sarcastic 

you noticed, this now

I was just voicing it out 

OH! you can voice out, but always after you get i was being sarcastic

Sarcasm is your middle name 

and what is your ?