Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Can you please just stay on this phase? 

well, you know soon the phase of moon will change and i will be back to naughty one

Oh I forgot. You're team Jacob. 

What does that mean

WOLF 

OH! you mean like i Imprinted

Imprinted on who? You can't imprint Edward. 

I imprinted on Alice

You can't 

You are right, i can't.
I already used my Imprint

Aww..who's the unlucky one? 

she is not unlucky 

if she is not unlucky then she is unfortunate 

Very good, You are getting powerfully sarcastic.

Well, now you said it, it has sown a Seed of doubt, if she really think i am unlucky 

Hey, cheer up birthday boy.  Oh! It's already June 2 in India so it's way past your birthday. 

Well, thank you For cheering me up.
Yes, it is Way past it, and i don't think it might be anywhere 1 june

You can always treat everyday as your birthday and be it a month long celebration.

No worries.