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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: the outhouse
« Reply #621 on: June 02, 2014, 01:00 AM »
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You can always treat everyday as your birthday and be it a month long celebration.

No worries.  :-*
Well, that is always a Good option, i always try to be happy  :-*
 

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« Reply #622 on: June 02, 2014, 01:04 AM »
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Well, that is always a Good option, i always try to be happy  :-*

You do that. You deserve it.  :)
 

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« Reply #623 on: June 02, 2014, 01:38 AM »
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You do that. You deserve it.  :)
Ah, really. i will try to.
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #624 on: June 02, 2014, 01:42 AM »
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Ah, really. i will try to.

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« Reply #625 on: June 02, 2014, 01:46 AM »
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You trying to hug me from behind  :D
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #626 on: June 02, 2014, 01:49 AM »
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You trying to hug me from behind  :D

Would you rather be the yellow one?  ;D
 

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« Reply #627 on: June 02, 2014, 01:50 AM »
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Would you rather be the yellow one?  ;D
Well, you Know my mind  :D
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #628 on: June 02, 2014, 01:51 AM »
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Well, you Know my mind  :D

Well, you're probably the audience of those smileys.  ;)
 

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« Reply #629 on: June 02, 2014, 01:55 AM »
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Well, you're probably the audience of those smileys.  ;)
But, guess who use them more often  :D
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #630 on: June 02, 2014, 02:01 AM »
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But, guess who use them more often  :D

 ??? ???

Who?  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #631 on: June 02, 2014, 02:08 AM »
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??? ???

Who?  :D :D :D
You
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #632 on: June 02, 2014, 02:11 AM »
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You

Na..they just look so cute. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #633 on: June 02, 2014, 02:16 AM »
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Na..they just look so cute. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Yeah, they do look so cute :)
But why did it exploded like a tomato  :o
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #634 on: June 02, 2014, 02:19 AM »
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Yeah, they do look so cute :)
But why did it exploded like a tomato  :o

Hugging and clinging to it tightly did it  :-\
 

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« Reply #635 on: June 02, 2014, 02:23 AM »
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Hugging and clinging to it tightly did it  :-\
Was the yellow one like hulk or superman ?
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #636 on: June 02, 2014, 02:27 AM »
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Was the yellow one like hulk or superman ?

Thor.
 

Offline ninjumper

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« Reply #637 on: June 02, 2014, 02:30 AM »
Hmm, thor have strength ?
I thought his Hammer is strong, and i saw thor being beaten by hulk  :D
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #638 on: June 02, 2014, 02:32 AM »
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Hmm, thor have strength ?
I thought his Hammer is strong, and i saw thor being beaten by hulk  :D

I think you're talking about Loki, not Thor. He's a God.  ;D
 

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« Reply #639 on: June 02, 2014, 02:34 AM »
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I think you're talking about Loki, not Thor. He's a God.  ;D
Aww, Thor to get beat up it is when Bruce Banner Becomes Hulk while in SHIELD'S Headquarter :P
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #640 on: June 02, 2014, 02:36 AM »
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Aww, Thor to get beat up it is when Bruce Banner Becomes Hulk while in SHIELD'S Headquarter :P

Okay.  ;D
 

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