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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #441 on: July 18, 2014, 08:20 PM »
It's in a couple of blocks but I still can hear him whenever he transforms.  :P
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #442 on: July 18, 2014, 08:33 PM »
Is that everyday now? :D :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #443 on: July 18, 2014, 08:37 PM »
Yup..and right now he's crying like a babe.  ::) ::) What the hell did you say to him again?  ;D I told you not to make him cry.  ;)
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« Reply #444 on: July 18, 2014, 08:44 PM »
I said is brain power was insignificant compared to mine  ;D
well u know I cant help it sometimes :angel:
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #445 on: July 18, 2014, 08:50 PM »
Pfftt..I told you to respect your elders especially those with ego. You know the taboo subjects that makes him tick.  ;D
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« Reply #446 on: July 22, 2014, 11:19 AM »
Well he is not superior to me in any way ;D
Exactly that's why i take advantage of it :D :D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #447 on: July 22, 2014, 11:46 AM »
Hahaha...good thing I'm both older than you. I have the license to be superior in any way. :D
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« Reply #448 on: July 22, 2014, 11:51 AM »
 :D :D
If you didn't, you would be in big trouble >:D >:D
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #449 on: July 22, 2014, 12:00 PM »
Ain't that a sweet thing?  ;D besides, I'm a handful. You'll have a hard time keeping me in line.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #450 on: July 22, 2014, 11:59 PM »
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I'm going to purchase another house far from him now.  :o
when did you move in to india and that too near my neighborhood
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #451 on: July 23, 2014, 12:04 AM »
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when did you move in to india and that too near my neighborhood

DarN! You're from India?  :o :o I thought you're from here. Damn..then who's this crazy guy living next to me?  :omg:
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #452 on: July 23, 2014, 12:05 AM »
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I said is brain power was insignificant compared to mine  ;D
well u know I cant help it sometimes :angel:
Yeah, i have shown you, many times, whose brain is insignificant :P
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #453 on: July 23, 2014, 12:06 AM »
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Yup..and right now he's crying like a babe.  ::) ::) What the hell did you say to him again?  ;D I told you not to make him cry.  ;)
You again mistaken me for someone else.
It might be your neighbor.
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« Reply #454 on: July 23, 2014, 12:07 AM »
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DarN! You're from India?  :o :o I thought you're from here. Damn..then who's this crazy guy living next to me?  :omg:
Thank you for noticing.
Who knows, Go knock the door.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #455 on: July 23, 2014, 12:10 AM »
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Thank you for noticing.
Who knows, Go knock the door.

Aha! Then why are you standing close to your door?  ;D
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« Reply #456 on: July 23, 2014, 12:12 AM »
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You again mistaken me for someone else.
It might be your neighbor.

Hmmm...that might be the case. I have a memory like a sieve.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #457 on: July 23, 2014, 12:27 AM »
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Hmmm...that might be the case. I have a memory like a sieve.
OR maybe your coffee is making you hear and see things that are not Real.
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« Reply #458 on: July 23, 2014, 12:32 AM »
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OR maybe your coffee is making you hear and see things that are not Real.

Dude, that's YOU and not me. I might be forgetful but I'm nowhere near delusional. Sanity is intact the last time I checked.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #459 on: July 23, 2014, 12:37 AM »
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Dude, that's YOU and not me. I might be forgetful but I'm nowhere near delusional. Sanity is intact the last time I checked.
Good For you then :)
keep your sanity in Check, and make sure no Serial Killer lives near you.
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #460 on: July 23, 2014, 12:46 AM »
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Good For you then :)
keep your sanity in Check, and make sure no Serial Killer lives near you.

Oh, I'm certain I am safe since we've established you don't live anywhere near me.  :-*
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