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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #461 on: July 23, 2014, 12:50 AM »
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Oh, I'm certain I am safe since we've established you don't live anywhere near me.  :-*
Even if i live near  each other, i don't think i will hurt you, i don't hurt Girls :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #462 on: July 23, 2014, 01:01 AM »
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Even if i live near  each other, i don't think i will hurt you, i don't hurt Girls :P

Are you crossing your fingers while saying that?  ;D Probably not..but on the other hand, I do hurt pesky and self-absorbed guys.  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #463 on: July 23, 2014, 01:09 AM »
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Are you crossing your fingers while saying that?  ;D Probably not..but on the other hand, I do hurt pesky and self-absorbed guys.  ;)
Hmm, Do you ?
Hmm well you can hit anyone you wan, but if you try to hit me, you better be ready for Consequences.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #464 on: July 23, 2014, 01:22 AM »
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Hmm, Do you ?
Hmm well you can hit anyone you wan, but if you try to hit me, you better be ready for Consequences.

I know you like to be hit, tied or whatever Mr. Sub guy.  ;D Don't worry. I do have taste.  :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #465 on: July 23, 2014, 01:35 AM »
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I know you like to be hit, tied or whatever Mr. Sub guy.  ;D Don't worry. I do have taste.  :-*
Well, you can say sub if you want, Not like you gonna know for sure :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #466 on: July 23, 2014, 01:47 AM »
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Well, you can say sub if you want, Not like you gonna know for sure :P

Whatever helps you sleep at night.  :-* You can keep pretending that you're an Alpha Male.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #467 on: July 23, 2014, 01:58 AM »
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Whatever helps you sleep at night.  :-* You can keep pretending that you're an Alpha Male.
I didn't say i am alpha, not you are just Making your own inferences.
I can sleep at night under the sky full of stars.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #468 on: July 23, 2014, 02:14 AM »
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I didn't say i am alpha, not you are just Making your own inferences.
I can sleep at night under the sky full of stars.

Cause you're not an alpha.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #469 on: July 23, 2014, 02:26 AM »
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Cause you're not an alpha.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
I have come to terms, Niobe.
Don't worry about that. i stopped worrying about what you think, i think of myself.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #470 on: July 23, 2014, 02:31 AM »
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I have come to terms, Niobe.
Don't worry about that. i stopped worrying about what you think, i think of myself.

Dude, chill. I was just saying my piece. Why would you care about anything but yourself?  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #471 on: July 23, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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Dude, chill. I was just saying my piece. Why would you care about anything but yourself?  ;)
:bravo_2:
You said yours, i said mine.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #472 on: July 23, 2014, 02:52 AM »
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:bravo_2:
You said yours, i said mine.

Great. Now it's crystal clear.  :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #473 on: July 23, 2014, 02:54 AM »
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Great. Now it's crystal clear.  :-*
There wasn't a Crystal.
How did you clear it.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #474 on: July 23, 2014, 02:57 AM »
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There wasn't a Crystal.
How did you clear it.

There was. It's invisible to the human eye.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #475 on: July 23, 2014, 03:00 AM »
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There was. It's invisible to the human eye.
Good, Finally your agreed to that i am human and your are not  >:D
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #476 on: July 23, 2014, 03:06 AM »
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Good, Finally your agreed to that i am human and your are not  >:D

 ;D

Of course. Goddess, remember?
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #477 on: July 23, 2014, 03:15 AM »
Guess you read 50 shades of grey recently
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #478 on: July 23, 2014, 03:20 AM »
Nope.  ;D

What's 50 shades? A book. You know I don't really read what you read.
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #479 on: July 23, 2014, 03:21 AM »
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Nope.  ;D

What's 50 shades? A book. You know I don't really read what you read.
But i did see you discussing about it, somewhere with arvah.
yes, my reading is boring, not exciting like yours.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #480 on: July 23, 2014, 03:23 AM »
Really? Got proof?

Your reads are boring? Then why are you reading them?  :D
 

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