Author Topic: TWO BLACK EYES (Read 27936 times)

ninjumper · « **on:** October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »

A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”

ninjumper · « **Reply #481 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:28 AM »

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Really? Got proof?

Your reads are boring? Then why are you reading them?

Because I like them boring.

I got proof, but i am not gonna Post it for shake of being correct.

Niobe · « **Reply #482 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:29 AM »

Words...all words.

ninjumper · « **Reply #483 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:30 AM »

Words are only words.
Not matter who speaks them.

Niobe · « **Reply #484 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:31 AM »

I know. Words are meaningless without action.

ninjumper · « **Reply #485 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:32 AM »

That is true too.

Niobe · « **Reply #486 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:36 AM »

That's why sign language is better.

ninjumper · « **Reply #487 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:40 AM »

You know it ?

Niobe · « **Reply #488 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:40 AM »

Of course. I volunteered in a school for the deaf way back.

ninjumper · « **Reply #489 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:43 AM »

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Of course. I volunteered in a school for the deaf way back.

Good, i don't know it, but i am sure, your sign language will come handy for you.

Niobe · « **Reply #490 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:45 AM »

It's pretty easy. The first thing I learn is the "I am hungry" sign. $:-\$

ninjumper · « **Reply #491 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:54 AM »

You should have your dinner, it is your dinner time.

Niobe · « **Reply #492 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:56 AM »

waiting for my ride.

ninjumper · « **Reply #493 on:** July 23, 2014, 03:57 AM »

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waiting for my ride.

Shuttle or Friend?

Niobe · « **Reply #494 on:** July 23, 2014, 04:03 AM »

Friend. He's still doing something some back-up thing with the server.

ninjumper · « **Reply #495 on:** July 23, 2014, 04:04 AM »

Hmm, Going with IT guy ?

TWO BLACK EYES